Evil Genie!

[Spirit]

granted but the next person who granted the wish dies of a heart attack

i wish i could always escape from cops when i rob a bank

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but your friends get jealous and steal it from you.

I wish I had a gameshow.

 

[Da Chink]

Granted, but the Gameshow consist of 10 japanese midgets throwing butterknives at your genitals.

I wish Freddy won in Freddy Vs. Jason

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but due to the crappy plot line, Jason becomes alive anyway.

I wish Bobby Lee actually knew chinese! xD

 

[Da Chink]

Granted, but no one knows who Bobby Lee is so shamefully you go to the Home Depot to look for Discounts on Ropes.

I wish regular milk tasted like Chocolate milk

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but all cows turn into chocolate cows and are more able to get Mad Cow Disease.

I wish I were immortal.

 

[Da Chink]

Granted, but ppl find out you are immortal and decide to stick you in a torture device where the continuely stab you, and its funny how you cant die HAHA

I wish mad cow Disease actually mad cows mad

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but one gets mad at you and kicks you in the face.

I wish I were in a magazine.

 

[Da Chink]

Granted, but you are posing nude for macho man magazine >.<

I wish my forum suggestion goes through

 

[Spirit]

granted but my grandma stopped it from happening.(hahaha)

i wish i was rich

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but you become bankrupt from fake "Sassy Girl" pictures in a magazine.

I wish I had this emotion in my house:

 

[Spirit]

granted but later it turned into this emotion

i wish i was strong

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but your heart gives out on you one day while you're working out.

I wish I were perfect.

 

[Da Chink]

Granted, but everyone hates you for being perfect and u have no friends and one day u get shanked in the taint.

i wish corn dogs were made of corn

 

[Spirit]

granted but the corndog was made out of goat lungs

i wish i can fly a helicopter

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but the terrorist shoot you down, because they think you're a threat to them.

I wish the genie wouldn't corrupt this wish.

 

[blukazoo159]

wish granted but the genie calls his cousin and he takes ur wish and blows it up in ur face!


i wish final fantasy 10 was real!!!

 

[Kat]

wish granted fortunatly you get so happy its real you have a heart attack and die before you meet any charcters.

i wish i was Yuna

 

[blukazoo159]

wish granted but u are yuna when she is on her death bed and u die 5 minuets in!!!

i wish i was the genie!

 

[Kat]

wish granted but your super cosmic awesome powers..itty bitty living space inside a lamp for all eternity.

i wish i was the most popular person in the world