Evil Genie!

[Staircase]

Granted, but you fire the bazooka and the army hunts you down and gives you the death sentance. lol
I wish i had Final Fantasy XI

 

[richboywonder]

granted but your playstation2 blew up when you put the game in.(final fantasy XI blew up too)

i wish i was king of the world.

 

[Spirit]

Granted but someone poisoned your food and killed you (sucks to be you)

I wish I had an airship

 

[~Hidan~]

granted but it gets hit by a 747

I wish i had a second chance

 

[richboywonder]

granted but you will never have a first chance.

i wish my nintendo ds never run out of bateries

 

[LoneWolf]

Wish granted, but the screens break and cant see anything now.

I wish i couldn't be hurt.

 

[Spiff]

Granted, now i'll break your neck so you can't feel pain.

I wish I had a dog.

 

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but it's Cerberus, which isn't exactly the nicest puppy there is.

I wish i was a powerful Turk in the game Before Crisis.

 

[Dark Cloud]

Granted, but they dont like you and beat the living day light out of you.

i wish i had $1,000,000,000

 

[Sephiroth v.2]

whis granted but a thief stealed everything when u sleep.
i whis this genie died!

 

[Dark Cloud]

Granted, Uh Oh, because hes magical he returns alive kills you and gets really rough on the evilness.

I wish pokemon were real

 

[Greendragon]

granted but uhh...hmm ( cant remember any at the moment....) OH!
you get a lickatongue..(is that right? been sooo long) and it strangles you with its big tongue

i wish for a massaging office chair. heh

 

[Dark Cloud]

Hello the wish agh ill do it,

I wish i had fairy god parents (from fairly odd parents)

 

[Greendragon]

granted, but they are cannibals...so they eat for face while your sleeping.

i want a puppy

 

[Dark Cloud]

remember to wish aswell greendragon. gosh

i wish i was made of metal

 

[Greendragon]

granted...but when i granted your wish while you were swimming...you sink and drown

i still want a puppy.

 

[Dark Cloud]

ok then wish granted, happy, but it gets shot in the head by me (muhuhuhahahahahaaaa)

i wish i had a life time suply of chocolate *licking lips madly*

 

[Greendragon]

granted, but the chocolates are filled with monkey blood....

i wish for a lava lamp

 

[Dark Cloud]

granted, you rub it another genie comes out, this one is good so the evil genie kills him

i wish i was made of chocolate

 

[Spirit]

granted but I ate you. Mmmm yummy

I wish I had a I killed satan