Evil Genie!

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but you would find her dead.

I wish that only the true spammer live... all those n00bs should die

 

[~Hidan~]

Granted, but all the newbs become masters and therefor all spammers live on.

I wish I could find a better hobby.

 

[slimcloud]

wish granted but you become so obsessed by it that you vegetate and die
i wish someone could stop killing me

 

[Tiny Bronco]

Granted, but instead they start killing everyone else!
I wish that I had some milk to dip my Oreos in.

 

[Sephiroth v.2]

granted but the milk tasted so perfect so you eated so much that you died.

i wish i rules the world!

 

[Staircase]

Granted, But you will Become so power hungry the world will overthrow you and kill you.
I wish i had FF9, because i never got the chance to play it and i cant find a copy in stores.

 

[Sephiroth v.2]

granted but its was a piracy copy and the cops find you and throwd u in jail.
i wish i was a ant (joke)

 

[Tiny Bronco]

Granted, but your neighbors have a pet ant-eater and you kick the pucket.
I wish that I had a pop-tart.

 

[Spirit]

Granted but a hobo came to your house and ate your poptart.

I wish I have a dragon.

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but your dragon gets slain by a knight.

I wish I had a fast computer.

 

[LoneWolf]

Granted, but it's so fast it burns up in 3 seconds.

I wish I had a drink.

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but it goes flat very very fast.

I wish I didn't have to pick which 4th of July party to go to. o_o

 

[LoneWolf]

Granted, but your mother picks it for you lol.

I wish I had a bigger tv.

 

[~Hidan~]

granted, but you cant fit it in your house

i wish AC/DC would play for my 25th birthday.

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but they leave early and Aerosmith takes over. xD

I wish I had the time to go out and buy a game.

 

[Shaggy]

Granted but that game ends up being "Learning your ABC" game

I wish I could breath underwater..

 

[Zeromus_X]

Granted, now you can't breathe air.

I wish for...a giant Q-Tip. xD

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but you try to clean your ears and it won't fit.

I wish I was immortal. o.0

 

[~Hidan~]

granted but you look and feel like your 90 for the rest of existence

I wish I had a cold drink

 

[Spirit]

Granted but it burst into flames when you try to drink it

I wish I had a bazooka