Evil Genie!

[Caras]

Granted, you just used one.

I wish I had a cake.

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but while u go to the bathroom, it gets eaten by other ppl.

I wish I knew u.

 

[Caras]

Granted, *appears in front of you*

I wish I was 20ft tall.

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but then you can't stop.

I wish I had a friend here with me

 

[Caras]

Granted, you get mobed by people cause your so liked.

I wish I had a mini me.

 

[Kat]

Granted,but then the it gets annoying..welcome to the forum btw
i wish i had a hug

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but it's so strong that it suffocates you.

I wish I would never ever ever made another typo in my life.

 

[Caras]

Granted, you have no more hands in which you cant type.
(also thanks for the welcome comment )
I wish I was a invincible.

edit-Typo.

 

[Kat]

granted but since people can't see you,you have no one to talk too
i wish i had a kitty tail

 

[Caras]

Granted, but everyone pulls on it which bothers you.

I wish I had a pet dog.

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but he eats a cat and gets thrown into the dog canil.

I wish I had a fish.

 

[Kat]

granted but it gets flushed down the toilet
i wish i was 21 yrs old

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but then nobody cares about you.

I wish I had a twin.

 

[Caras]

Granted, but its a evil twin.

I wish I had a better computer.

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but he doesn't like you, so it turns bad.

I wish I was a faster poster.

 

[Caras]

Granted, but you start to double post to much.

I wish it was friday agian.

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but it's Friday the 13th, and you have bad luck all day.

I wish The Grudge 2 came out today.

 

[Caras]

Granted, but its in another language.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but you fly directly into a tree.

I wish Janice would finish eating her food.
(Three hours in counting. XD)

 

[Caras]

Granted, but she only stops eating for 5 mins.

I wish it was October 10th.