Evil Genie!

[Rorschach]

Granted, but paradise is "no birds allowed"
I wish I had a virus protection program that actually worked!! <_<

 

[Xartex]

Granted, but then you can do nothing on the computer, it says no to everything

I wish I was the smartest man on earth

 

[Luis]

Granted, but you won't have friends, as you're boastful too.
I wish for a mega party

 

[Xartex]

Granted, but then it gets out of hand and someone get angry at you an dshoot you

I wish I was at lv 90 in the rpg game

 

[Luis]

Granted, but all other users of the RPG game will be a higher level than yours
I wish for a pizza

 

[Xartex]

Granted, but it's a pizza that only had things that you dislike on it

I wish I had a car

 

[~Hidan~]

Granted but its going to be an 80's Saab

I wish i was able to play the guitar.

 

[Spiff]

Granted but you can't tune it.

I wish I had a big screen tv.

 

[~Hidan~]

Granted but it wont fit through your door.

I wish i was in a book

 

[Balmung]

Granted ut your the poor weak pathetc looser of the story

I wish i was a Poptart

 

[~Hidan~]

Granted, but of course you get eaten

I wish I was a Chocobo

 

[Xartex]

Granted, but then you're caught by the villagers of Dali and forces to run in a wheel until you faint

I wish I was the heavy weight champion of the world

 

[Luis]

Granted, but just for an hour
I wish my computer didn't have weird and stupid errors.

 

[Spiff]

Granted the computer's memory is wiped.

I wish I had a ciggerette.

 

[Xartex]

Granted, but it is only a cigarette-end

I wish I knew what to do with my life

 

[Spiff]

Granted, the genie tells you to become a convicted felon.

I wish I could listen to a CD.

 

[Xartex]

Granted, but you don't like the music it's playing

I wish I had more muscles

 

[~Hidan~]

Granted, but they are only in you hands. ^^

I wish i could play poker more.

 

[Spiff]

Granted, but you don't get enough skin and when you start to flex them your skin rips open. (it's a pretty nasty sight)

I wish I was president.

 

[Xartex]

Granted, but it's only for a day in the worlds smallest country

I wish I the oil price would go down (it's like 12 kronor a liter and that is about maybe 1 us dollar and 80 cent or something)