Evil Genie!

[Shaggy]

The idea is basically that poster A asks the evil genie to grant a wish.
Poster B grants the wish, then makes one of his/her own.
Of course there is a catch

The genie always grants the wish, but with an evil twist

Example

Post A - I wish it would rain today
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Post B - Granted, but it rains so much, your house is washed away, and you end up living under a bridge.

I wish I had a million dollars
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Post C - Granted, but the money comes out of a mobsters bank account, and he sends several large men to visit you

I wish.....etc
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So first wish....

I wish I could fly...

 

[Gumdrop]

strange game I've never seen it before! I like it though

wish granted, but now you will never land!

I wish I had something to eat right now...

 

[Shaggy]

Granted, but you eat something rotten and get sick!

I wish I was in a Rock Band!!

 

[Gumdrop]

Granted but everytime you try to play in public you and your bands hands begin to bleed!

I wish I ad a pet

 

[Shaggy]

Granted, but your pet bites you and now you have to go to the hospital!

I wish I was Rich!!

 

[Gumdrop]

granted, but you lose all your friends and loved ones!

I wish I owned every video game ever invented

 

[Shaggy]

Granted, but then they are all stolen the next day..

I wish I had a massive big screen TV..

 

[Gumdrop]

Granted but it blows up five minutes after you get it!

I wish was famous

-this game is realy fun! one of the most fun I've seen, I think I might post it on other forums if its ok with you?

 

[FFnut]

Granted, but the reason behind your fame comes from a long series of terrible serial killings that all have evidence pointed to you...

I wish I had the Zantetsuken (Odin's sword)...

 

[Gumdrop]

Granted but some bugger comes along and kills you with it in your sleep!

I wish very, very clever

 

[FFnut]

Granted, but then you realize you were missing the words "I were" in your wish and hang yourself in shame!

I wish I weren't so sadistic...

 

[Shaggy]

Granted, but you end become the nicest guy in the world, and still everyone hates you..

I wish I was a Pro Basketball player!

 

[FFnut]

Granted, but you end up as the ball...

I wish I could make a wish that the Evil Genie couldn't possibly twist around on me...

 

[Gumdrop]

damn typos >.<

Granted but then you die before you can make your next wish!

I wish all my enemys would die

 

[FFnut]

Granted, but they all die by simultaneously suicide bombing your house!

I wish I could kill Aeris myself, without waiting for Sephiroth to do it...

 

[Gumdrop]

Granted but then sephiroth kills you for stealing his kill

I wish I would never get ill

 

[primus]

granted but then medicine companies will send hitmans that will shot you and your family as revenge

i wish i had the pentagons mainframe as my pc at home

 

[FFnut]

Granted, but then the terrorists fly a plane into your house!

I wish I were a vampire...

 

[Gumdrop]

Granted, but then you get steaked through the heart

I wish I was free to do anything

 

[FFnut]

Granted, but then there's nothing to do!

I wish I could create a world...