Evil Genie!

[Zerlina]

Granted, but you go deaf.

I wish my favourite necklace wasn't broken and that I wouldn't injure myself or anyone else in trying to repair it.

 

[Wezzy]

Granted, but when your 'friend' takes it home to repair he/she repairs it but sells it behind your back.
I wish i could have Cloud Strife's hair (i've wanted it since 8 but i'm not allowed )

 

[FFnut]

Granted, but then Square sues you off the ends of the earth.

I wish that anytime someone trolls a message board they'd instantly get banned...

 

[KeN4628]

Granted but then you will get banned for anything you'll do.
I wish I was superman!

 

[Wezzy]

Granted, but that means you're non-stop helping people and you don't get enough sleep and get very very ill

i wish that i wasn't banned on so many internet sites!

 

[johnnylumpkin]

wish granted but your banned from the internet itself.

i wish i never had to sleep

 

[alfaitha]

Granted, but you eventually un out of energy, and pass out instead.

I wish I was a SeeD.

 

[Wezzy]

Granted but you have to face sorceress ultimecia and can't get back into real time and you have to live in the castle that she lives in

i wish girls didn't take over my mind so much

 

[Spiff]

granted, now you're gay.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Wezzy]

Granted but everything disappears and now you have nothing!

i wish for a good car that my mum can drive

 

[KeN4628]

Granted. But when you try to get out your car doors will get jammed and won't open.
I wish that I could read the minds of only people I want to and when I want to.

 

[FFnut]

Granted, but the power works both ways - people can read your mind too!

I wish for the ability to time travel...

 

[obliviongirl]

Granted.....but that would probably ruin history, and you would have never existed.....

I wish i could turn into a dragon and fly away...

 

[KeN4628]

Granted. but then you'll burn yourself.
I wish that the Evil Genie didn't make bad things to me.

 

[obliviongirl]

Granted......butthen there would be no point to this thread!!!

I wish that i could make money come out of trees!

 

[Spiff]

Granted but it's a useless currency

I wish for a million bars of gold

 

[johnnylumpkin]

wish granted but its fake

i wish i was skinny

 

[Spiff]

Granted now your mouth is sewn shut.

I wish for Final Fantasy Network to be the biggest site on the internet

 

[KeN4628]

Granted. All the other sites will close down.
i wish that I had the fastest pc and internet connection in the world.

 

[Spiff]

Granted all other computer disappear.

I wish for some Arby's.