Evil Genie!

[Kat]

granted but then your comp. broke from working so hard
i wish this year was my graduation year

 

[richboywonder]

granted but graduation day never came.
i wish time would go slow on the weekends

 

[Kat]

granted but in that slow time you became very very bored
i wish i was the most perfect person in the world

 

[richboywonder]

granted but someone made the same wish and now they are more perfect then you.
i wish i had a ps2

 

[Kat]

granted but it broke the first time you used it
i wish i was a real kity

 

[richboywonder]

granted but then a real dog ate you
i wish i can be invisible.

 

[Kat]

granted but since no one could find you they thot you died
i wish i was rich

 

[richboywonder]

granted but you forgot where you put the money
i wish nobody could see my stuff but me

 

[Kat]

^granted but the genie died and couldnt fulfill your wish
i wish i hada pet griffin

 

[richboywonder]

granted but it melted out of nowhere.
i wish i wasn't scared to go down stairs in the dark.

 

[Kat]

lmao granted but you fell down them any way
i wish i was in florida

 

[richboywonder]

granted but florida had a world war III and you were the only one there.
i wish some people would stop being stupid all the time.

 

[Kat]

granted but there are still pure bred retards out there XD
i wish i was a famous singer

 

[richboywonder]

^granted but now everyone hates to hear singing.
i wish i could do whatever i want whenever i want

 

[Kat]

granted but people get mad you can and they cant and beat you up
i wish i had a Rouch Mustang Covertable gt @_@

 

[richboywonder]

granted but it fell from the sky and you got arrested for throwing cars.
i wish i was faster then light

 

[Kat]

granted but you are so fast you cant do anything
i wish i could type better

 

[Staircase]

Granted, but you can manuver and crash into a building at light speed.

I wish i could speak german (so i could understand Rammstein songs \\nn//)

 

[richboywonder]

granted but now the germans hate you for speaking they're language.
i wish i could be in the newspaper

 

[Staircase]

granted but now the germans hate you for speaking they're language.

Im already 100% german
And for your wish

Granted, but its in the obituary >=)

I wish it was june again