Evil Genie!

[John Smith]

Granted, but you get all the stubborness in return.

I wish I would never make another typo in my whole life!

 

[Kat]

granted but you get your fingers chopped off in battle and can't type any way
i wish i was a black mage

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but your powers get reduced by 1/9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

I wish I had a good imagination

 

[Kat]

granted but it's only for 1 day
i wish...i had black hair

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but only 1 hair turns black.

I wish people would shtop whinaning?

 

[Phoenix Flame]

Granted, but all you can do is whine now.

I wish I could legally kill the dog next door who won't stop barking

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but he still barks while dead.

I wish I could teach everyone how to write in Al Bhed

 

[Sephiroth v.2]

granted but nobody writed in it becuse they like theys old languge beter.

i wish i got an beter computer!

 

[wingman]

granted but then it gets an unrecoverable virus which destroys your hard drive

i wish i was a final fantasy character

 

[Mega Flare]

granted but then it turns out you are part of a video game and Always die in battle.

I wish tht Vivi was my best friend!

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but he takes off his costume, and you don't like that you see. o_0

I wish I were rich like Avathar.

 

[Kat]

granted but then the money system goes haywire and you loose it all
i wish i was an artist

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but you create abstracts that everyone hates.

I wish my shower water was made of skittles. XD

 

[richboywonder]

granted but then you turned into a skittle.

i wish i could run fast that no one can see me.

 

[Kat]

granted but you ran so fast you couldnt see where you were going,ran off a cliff and went to the farplane....
i wish i was Yuna

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but you can't take the mental pressure.

I wish I wasn't scared of The Eye. XD

 

[Mega Flare]

Granted but it turned out you already were anyway.

i wish i had a bright blue MINI

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but it turns green.

I wish I were featured on the show Cops today.

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but the tape doesn't show you. YOU'RE A GHOST!!!!!!!!!

I wish I could go through walls.

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but you go through your wall in your room and wake up on where dead people live. :O

I wish my new speakers worked. XD