Evil Genie!

[Mega Flare]

granted but then they break cause you play them too loud.

I wish i cud fly wit out a helicopter or plane

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but you crash.

I wish I didn't have to go to my last VT class for the day today. XD

 

[Mega Flare]

granted but you find out later tht wat you missed is in a test.

i wish i was neva hungry

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but you become 11 pounds, and still can't gain any weight.

I wish I had a Dr. Pepper.

 

[Mega Flare]

Granted but it sprays all in ur face when u open it.

i Wish i had ff3

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but it crashes in the intro.

I wish my pens would write well.

 

[Spec Highwind]

Your penis isn't meant to write (sorry... I had to say that)

I wish I could play Tombi! again

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but it turns out as a deception.

I wish you could read well

 

[Mega Flare]

Granted but it turns out he cud neva read anyway...

I wish all the worlds wasps were dead

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but a bee epidemy (Spelling?) starts.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

 

[Da Chink]

Granted, But you are fat now
I wish i had too much time in the world

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but the world starts to get boring to you after 5 seconds.

I wish my wishes were creative

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but then the Genie doesn't understand them.

I wish I could win more often in poker tournaments. XD

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but once you know how to, poker gets out of fashion. Solitaire's the game now

I with I could run faster than everyone.

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but you run into a tree.

I wish there was no such thing as smoking. XD

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but instead, there starts to exist a thing called flatterbusteringshingpoorrichkoolbooklimepizzathingy

I wish Hydra couldn't read that big word up there ^^^^

 

[Mega Flare]

Granted but everyone else then tells him wat it says and he is able to read it.

I wish tht i wasn't so forgetful.

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but you forget that you are not forgetful again.

I wish people were always happy

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but then we get into war and can't fight, thus destroying the world.

I wish I had MORE money.

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but then you die and can't use it.

I wish my keyboard had more special characters...