Evil Genie!

[Hydra]

Granted, but you don't know what 1337 FTW means, and fail in an internet conversation. o_0

I wish I were a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger. XD

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but only for 0,000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miliseconds

I wish Kat was bigger.

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but she turns into Katzilla and rampages.

I wish I had a dog.

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but he dies after you pet him @_@

I wish I knew where you live.

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but then you turn left when you need to turn right, and get lost.

I wish I had some chicken.

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but it's so small that an M&M would fill you more.

I wish I knew Kat's real name.

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but she smacks you and tells you to think of another topic of a question.

I wish I were hungry. XD

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but then you can't stop eating and die due to food poisoning

I wish I could swim.

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but you swim too much, get tired, and drown.

I wish I part of the X-Men.

 

[John Smith]

Granted. Your special power is to trn into jelly. Enough said

I wish you would edit your post for grammar mistakes.

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but I hardly make any anyway, so the wish was denied.

I wish you didn't have Gil in the negatives.

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but then you get them in negatives instead >: D

I wish that the emoticons get new codes

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but they're all useless.

I wish I could throw a penny off a giant buidling.

 

[Kat]

granted but..umm..all the giant buildings collapsed so you couldn't...
i wish life was more simple -_-"

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but it gets very boring, very fast.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[Xartex]

Granted, but the genie convinces you to wish for the destruction of the earth

I wish I ps3 would cost less when it comes out

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but you won't have any money anyway. You're broke

I wish Luis would find Avathar

 

[Kat]

lmao,granted but umm turns out it was a fake
i wish i had a driver's license

 

[Mega Flare]

Granted but it turns out tht we shudn't of let u have one as ur a bad driver.

I wish tht there was more on daytime tv.

 

[Xartex]

Granted, but it is only more very bad series

I wish I had a 72 inch (dunno how to spell it ) plasam sceen