Evil Genie!

[Kat]

granted but instead of getting wings people shoot you with a tranq. and put you on an airplane...
i wish there was a party i could go to tonite..im so bored right now

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but it's even more boring than at your house.

I wish that my imagination wasn't so limited

 

[Spec Highwind]

But then your brain would blow up.

I wish I could voodoo-kill someone.

 

[John Smith]

Granted. You kill yourself

I wish I could jump so high that it looked like I was flying

 

[Kat]

granted but you jump into a helicoper blade and die =o
i wish i could go somewhere were its quiet and i could be alone

 

[Xartex]

Granted, you are buried in a wooden chest 6 feet below, quiet and no1 will bother you

I wish I could be more efficient

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but then everyone thinks that you're a nerd and don't want to hang around you anymore

I wish I wasn't hungry

 

[Yoko Kurama]

Granted, but when you eat you get food poisoning and die.

I wish that life were easier...

 

[Cloud101]

Granted, but you turn into a flower and are lost forever!


I wish I could use lightning magic, and were immune to it as well!

 

[Genesis Rhapsodos]

wish granted but you zapp the genie and lose all of your powers. =)


i wish i was the evil genie!!! mwuahahahhahahahaha!

 

[Cloud101]

Granted but you are forced to grant all of the billion wishes demanded a day! HAHAHAHAHA



I wish I was Lord Sesshomoru!!!

 

[Axel]

Granted, You are Lord Sesshomoru, then Inuyasha kills you then he wears your organs like clothing.

I wish that I had a raisen.

 

[Kat]

granted but it was poisoned and you get really sick
i wish life wasn't so confusing

 

[Genesis Rhapsodos]

wish granted... your life is more simple...hey is that the grim reaper standing behind you?
i already am the evil genie... i cant grant myself a wish.. =))

 

[John Smith]

Granted, you're now the regular person that can wish and never become the evil genie again

I wish I knew what to wish for XD

 

[Kat]

granted the genie makes a wish for you and demons torture you =o
i wish not that i was rich but had more money

 

[Xartex]

granted, you get 1 dollar extra

I wish I was Homer

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but then you turn yellow

I wish my hair was brighter

 

[Cloud101]

Granted, but the blinding light burns your and your loved ones eyes, and you all have to get expencive surgery!


I wish that I was 25, so that my hair could be all white, like Sephiroth!

 

[Yoko Kurama]

Granted, but you go prematurely bald.

I wish that I had a robot like Gir from Invader Zim. (Has anyone actually seen this show?)