Evil Genie!

[John Smith]

Granted, but the game sucks and the console is super laggy.

I wish that I knew why I am sad :S

 

[Phoenix Flame]

Granted but all the mysteries of the universe unfold to you and your primative brain explodes!

I wish Smith would post more.

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but he would post so much and in the wrong sub-boards that reasoniamalive has to keep moving hundreds and hundreds of posts and threads to other sub-boards.

I wish that I was faster.

 

[Kat]

granted but your keyboard gets fried

i wish life was more fair -__-"

 

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but then everyone would be the same.

I wish I could control wind

 

[Kat]

granted but the power is too much for you too handle and it kills you

i wish it wasn't cold here *shivers*

 

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but it would be really hot. You would melt.

I wish I was Super Mario

 

[Kat]

XD granted but you get killed by a goomba

i wish i had a pet Yoshi ^___________________________________^

 

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but he makes you swallow an egg. And you explode.

I wish I would never blow up due to giant cookies

 

[John Smith]

Granted. You blow down! :O

I wish that I was better at telling jokes

 

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but every fan of Monty Python would hate you

I wish I had more free time.

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but you waste it

I wish that I had more strength in my arms

 

[Dark Cloud]

Granted, But are to heavy so u live a life on the floor

I wish i was ruler of the world, muhuhahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!

 

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but everyone would kill themselves, and you'd be lonely.

I wish I didn't have homework to do

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but it's only during Christmas vacation XD

I wish that I could be meaner to Spec

 

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but I would be even meaner than that, to you.

I wish I could be a King.

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but you die.

I knew that you were gonna say that

I wish that I could find a way to fool the evil genie and everyone else

 

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but I wouldn't grant your wish.

I wish I could stop time

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but you stop yourself along with stopping time.

I wish Dave Chappelle would do a show about meh. XD

 

[Spec Highwind]

He would tell everyone how stupid you are.

I wish I could be on an epic journey to save the world ^^