Evil Genie!

[Kat]

granted but then you get food poisoning

i wish some people wern't stuck up jerks that try to make you feel bad for them

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but just for 2 seconds.

I wish that Spec would talk to me about the math olimpyads

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but end up reading for the Reading Olyimyads instead.

I wish I was on teh TV.

 

[Cloud101]

Granted, but your assasinated!Mwahahahaha

I wish that I were shorter.

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but you're reduced to 1'1", and you're stepped on.

I wish I had some Mcdonald's Nuggets.

 

[Drake]

Granted. But these particular McDonald's Nuggets send you on a psychedellic trip. (And this particular trip ain't at all pleasant).

I wish I owned Neptune.

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but I own Mercury, and Mercury>Neptune.

I wish I didn't have to go. XD

 

[Cloud101]

Granted, but your neibors come too!
I wish for the moon!!!!

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but it's just a big lightless rock, since the Sun's rays reflect off the Moon to make moonlight.

I wish I had more songs on my MP3 player.

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but they suck and you hate them

I wish that I could do all my stuff in time

 

[Kat]

granted but the stuff doesn't get done properly

i wish i didn't feel so alone

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but then you get surrounded by so many people that you get lost.

I wish that Kat was always happy!

 

[Kat]

*big sigh* granted but she sill isn't

i wish it could be returned

 

[Cloud101]

Granted, but...um...uh, first time must rewind it's self, and for that you need to pay a time mage, 50 bucks.(it's all I could think of)

I wish I could help you.

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but I don't need any help

I wish that the school visit will be fun! =D =P

 

[Cloud101]

Granted, but you get shot by "the man" for having too much fun!

I wish I could make it easier.

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but it gets so easy that everyone annoys you now

I wish I was hungry.

 

[Cloud101]

Granted, but you eat your own ass!

I wish that I could watch you eat your ass!

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but you seem not to like what you see.

I wish Nirvana was still together.

 

[Cloud101]

Granted, but they break-up again.

I wish live was spelled backwards!