Evil Genie!

[Totorosama]

Granted, but you die of sickness.
I wish for a better computer.

 

[Zeromus_X]

(aahh! crap! i didnt know i put "not" in there!! lol...)

granted, but it's so advanced the government confiscates it and uses it to enslave the world

i wish for an endless supply of pepsi and sourdough bread...

 

[ShadowHeart]

Granted, but it gets infected with viruses and is rendered completely unusuable.

I wish my computer would stop having freaky errors I've never heard about

 

[Xartex]

Granted, but then you only get errors you know about, but can do nothing to correct

I wish my computer hadn't a fault when i try to watch movies

 

[Luis]

Granted, but then only the first ten minutes are played, and then comes an error
I wish the genie wasn't evil

 

[Xartex]

Granted, but then this game wouldn't be fun anymore

I wish i would take myself time and start getting the drivers licence

 

[Luis]

Granted, but then you won't have a car of your own.
I wish I lived in the paradise

 

[Totorosama]

Granted, but paradise is then destroyed by a nuclear bomb.
I wish for a lake of chicken noodle soup.

 

[Zeromus_X]

granted, but its still boiling, and you jump in and drown yourself in scalding (yet delicious!) chicken broth.

i wish i could change my appearance at will...

 

[Totorosama]

Granted, but you accidentally change into something hideous, and a magician curses you to stay in the same form forever.
I wish for a new computer.

 

[~Hidan~]

Granted, But its going to be as big as the entire state of Texas.

I wish I could make a wish come true.

 

[Xartex]

granted, but only if you wish for the destruction of the world

I wish I could hold my breath for an hour

 

[~Hidan~]

Granted, but you'r lungs will forever burn as though they had naypalm in them

I wish I was still in Highschool

 

[Xartex]

Granted, but you're mobbed because you're too old

I wish I was rich

 

[Luis]

Granted, but a strict increasing tax will affect you (the more you have, the more you pay)
I wish I was perfect

 

[~Hidan~]

Granted, but you'll never get laid because girls hate perfect guys

I wish i was Moral

 

[Luis]

Granted, but then your connection to internet stops working
I wish the world was not poluted

 

[Xartex]

Granted, but then all the industries would have to stop and we would have to live in the stone age

I wish there was a way to become immortal

 

[Luis]

Granted, but then your internet stops working
I wish I was an angel

 

[Totorosama]

Granted, but the devil takes over heaven.
I wish to be a bird and fly to paradise.