Evil Genie!

[Totorosama]

Granted, but the oil we use now is replaced with a more dangerous version and your car blows up, taking you with it.
I wish to be like Mike. (Mj, Michael Jordan, whatever you want to call him).

 

[~Hidan~]

Fine but you get to have Aids too
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I wish I was in the airforce

 

[Xartex]

Granted, but on your first flight you get a malfunction in your plane and and the emergency chair doesn't work and you crash

I wish I was better at everything

 

[Totorosama]

Granted, but the first thing you get better at is dying, and you die.
I wish for all the video games and consoles in the world, unlimited free electricity, and the games, consoles, and all the equipment needed to play never malfunctions. Basically, it's damage-proof.

 

[Luis]

Granted, but then someone steals you all your stuff.
(By the way, Michael Jordan does not have the AIDS. The one who has it is Magic Johnson)
I wish my broad band internet was 100gigas fast! hee

 

[Totorosama]

Granted, but then the wires over heat and your computer explodes.
I wish that I could be two inches taller than I am now.

 

[Xartex]

Granted, but you grow 2 meters. "That's what I heard", says the genie

I wish I would go to bed earlier

 

[~Hidan~]

Granted but you never wake up again.

I wish I was as cool as Cloud

 

[Totorosama]

Granted, but then Cloud gets mad at you copying him and destroys you.
I wish for all the Final Fantasy games.

 

[~Hidan~]

Granted, but by the time you have them all your too old and blind to see the tv screan.

I wish I could dance

 

[Xartex]

Granted, but only tango

I wish there was no wars in the world

 

[~Hidan~]

Granted instead there is just Genocidal cleansings

I wish I could be part of the Baja 500

 

[Luis]

Granted, but tomorrow you'll die
I wish for something tasty and non tricky

 

[~Hidan~]

Granted, 30 tons of penutbutter are punmped into your stomake and you explode

I wish I wasnt allergic to lobster.

 

[Luis]

Granted, now you're alergic to beef
I wish for a good genie, not an evil one.

 

[Totorosama]

Granted, but you become the good genie.
I wish upon a star for all my dreams to come true.

 

[~Hidan~]

Granted, but everyone elses dreams come true too so... whoever it is that hates you killed you in their dream..

I wish George bush would get cought doing smack. (haha)

 

[Totorosama]

Granted, but you were found to have supplied him with it.
I wish I had a digital camera that works with FInal Cut.-

 

[~Hidan~]

Granted, but you loose both of your arms in a freak accident while fiming something

I wish i could polymorph

 

[Rorschach]

Granted, buy you get stuck as the first object you morph into...

I wish my English speech went from a 77 to an 80 (out of 80 ^^)