Evil Genie!

[Totorosama]

Granted, but you fail everything else...heh heh.
I wish that I could have all my friends in my classes.

 

[Luis]

Granted, but you'll meet enemies there too
I wish I was a snow boarding master

 

[~Hidan~]

Granted, but one day you'll die in an avalance.

I wish for something funny to happen.

 

[Totorosama]

Granted, but you don't think it's funny, as it was something bad that happened to you.
I wish to get a penny.

 

[Luis]

Do you mean the English coin? Right, you'll find it inside your dinner
I wish for a better weather

 

[Totorosama]

Hah. Yes I did. Sorry for the possible confusion. Granted, but then you fall asleep when the sun is out and get a terrible sunburn.
I wish to get a slice of cheescake. No poison within!

 

[Luis]

Granted, poison is in all other things around you (but I give you the cake, )
I wish for a good living

 

[Totorosama]

?
Granted, but after you die, all turns bad. Is that what you meant? Sorta? I'm confused.
I wish for a chicken.

 

[Luis]

More or less...
Granted, but it's dead.
I wish I had a better computer

 

[Phoenix Flame]

Granted,.. but you can't load up your ffnet.net webpage.

I wish for success through helping others.

 

[Luis]

Granted, but others' envy will bring you pain and suffering!! (I'm really evil hahaha)
I wish I could visit this site more often

 

[johnnylumpkin]

wish granted but you vegetate

I wish iwas never hungry.....

 

[Phoenix Flame]

Granted, but you are nauseous for the rest of your life.
I wish I had a buster sword.

 

[johnnylumpkin]

wish granted but you stab tourself in the foot and you die from loss of blood.

i wish i could drive

 

[Phoenix Flame]

Granted, but your vehicle's brakes go out on your way down a mountain!
I wish my brother would help me out more.

 

[johnnylumpkin]

wish granted but you have to pay him and go broke and lose everything.

I wish that me and everyone I no live forever

 

[Totorosama]

Granted, but you live in a remote desert with nothing interesting, no games, no TV, no good food, etc. for the rest of your life.
I wish that this computer was mine. (It's not at the moment)

 

[johnnylumpkin]

wish granted but gay porn keeps poping up.

i wish i could have every videogame in the world

 

[Phoenix Flame]

Granted, but you play until you dehydrate, pass out, and die.
I wish it wasn't so cold outside~!

 

[Avathar]

wish granted,but it's gotten so hot that tranvestites on the street start undressing.

i wish i had my own succesful italian restaurant