Tessa!!!!

[SunshineyKailiana]

-blush- thanks

 

[Cloud101]

Tessa is the cute one ;clo

 

[Hydra]

;a05 + ;cac = ;a01

 

[Cloud101]

Soma=confused!

 

[Hydra]

The mage makes babies with the cactuar, and it makes a chocobo.

Does that clear anything up? =D

 

[MiyuYamano]

Hi everyone!!

 

[Cloud101]

How, does that work, are thier...um..."parts" compatible!?

 

[Hydra]

How, does that work, are thier...um..."parts" compatible!?

Bad question to ask. If you want to learn more, go to FFS Ed.

=D

And hello there.

 

[Cloud101]

Oh, I know, the mage turns the cactuar in to a beautiful woman, impregnates her, and turnes her back in to a cactuar!

 

[Hydra]

Oh, I know, the mage turns the cactuar in to a beautiful woman, impregnates her, and turnes her back in to a cactuar!

Correct, but you're a little off. She doesn't get impregnated, but she goes to a clinic. =/

 

[Cloud101]

Why, is the mage gay!?

 

[Hydra]

Why, is the mage gay!?

No. He's asexual.

SO IT'S NOT THE MAGES BABY.

=O

*dun dun dun*

It's....

;mar

baby.

O.O

 

[Cloud101]

OH MY GOD!! Peach is going to be mad, who is going to tell her!? I can't do it, I'm too emotional, you have to tell her!

 

[Hydra]

No, s'okay.

Cause Peach is having affairs with..

This kitty.

;kit



But the kitty is having affairs with this big boy.

;bah

It's a Final Fantasy/Mario/Kitten soap opera.

 

[Cloud101]

But how the the cat and Bahaumut...um...ya'know!?

 

[Hydra]

Because ;pho performed it's 1337 gaming magiks. ;a06

 

[Cloud101]

Interesting...tell me more. ;clo

 

[MiyuYamano]

OMG!! You two are freaking crazy!!

 

[Cloud101]

No we'er not...............we'er f****** crazy!

 

[MiyuYamano]

That works too!
Crazy older brother...