OH MAN you have been deprived of the best thing since sliced bread...ninja cookies are cookies made for god himself. I have an endless supply of them. They can cure anything, and they are damn tasty too XD
Iv'e got like...896475693689643965478960367893689533568538965863096389684390645389654378965034685906357849653489065347896543789654378906543 billion boxes of them XD