Evil Genie!

[Squall Leonhart]

Wish granted.

But now the genie is evil Bwahahaha!!!

I wish the genie had a better evil laugh.

[Avathar]

Wish granted, and now the Genie has the same laugh as Kefka :D

I wish i had an infinite bag of popcorn :cool:

[Squall Leonhart]

Wish granted!!!

But you fell in forever drownding in popcorn :p .

I wish this thread will never die.

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but instead all puppies in the world will die :eek:

I wish i could rap in any language.

[Squall Leonhart]

Wish granted!!!

But now you can't talk!

I wish the puppies were still here.

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but they all look like Conan 'O Brian. :eek:

I wish i had a Darth Vader costume.

[Squall Leonhart]

Wish granted!!!!

but you turned into him and then you died.

I wish I was a jedi.

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but you accidentally fall on your lightsaber, and die...........

great, now we're both dead :D ...............ah well, "keep on moving" :)

I wish that over-sentimental movies, like 'Ghost', are banned from existence.

[Squall Leonhart]

Wish granted!!!!!

uh, how do I make a wish if I don't exist?

[Avathar]

Oh, common, don't you believe there's something after this life? :D

---what would the dead wish? hope that the living don't dump their bodies somewhere disgraceful :o ------

[Squall Leonhart]

Ok I wish I was alive.

[Avathar]

ok, wish granted, but your body's only half alive.

I wish all electric lights shine green!! :D

[Squall Leonhart]

Wish granted!!!!!!

But the lights were so bright that you were blinded!

I wish someone would play Triple Triad in the FFnet bar with me :cool: .

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but your opponent is Ultimecia, and she's to good at Triple Triads :D

I wish i could make a perfect image of myself into a stone statue.

[Squall Leonhart]

Wish granted!!!

But you turned into stone!

I wish I could live forever.

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but you get bored. :rolleyes:

I wish i could join the Turks.

[Squall Leonhart]

Wish granted!!!

but Cloud kills you.

I wish I had a GF.

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but your GF gets so much attention, you lose all of your friends.

I wish creatures like Elves and Dwarves really exist.

[Squall Leonhart]

Wish granted!!!

But the Elves and Dwarves killed you and enslaved all humans.

I wish some one would reply to my posts.

[slimcloud]

wish granted but this wil be your last forever!!!!
i wish i was an evil genie

[Squall Leonhart]

Wish Granted!!!

But you became so evil Sephiroth got jealous and killed you.

I wish more people were online.

[slimcloud]

wish granted
they all have a poll and vote you off the site
i wish i was an awesome warrior in the world of ff

[jessek705]

wish granted but u die in Aerith's place

I wish I had a job

[slimcloud]

wish granted
but you get sacked for sleeping with the bosses daughter
i wish i was invincible

[kain_highjumper]

Granted, but he return evry time you kill him and 10X double so strong!




i wish i was rich

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but instead of having a lot of money, you have a lot of fish. :D

I wish i was a little bit taller :p

[slimcloud]

wish granted but the wish went doolaly and made you giant size making you the number 1 human freak
i wish i stopped smoking

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but now you can't stop eating carrots :confused: :D

I wish i don't had to shave :D

[kain_highjumper]

granted but you die one month after you dont shave

i wish i was a aeon

[Sage_Tellah]

granted but your aeon was a little baby and his overdrive was pee on him self and cry and scream

[baralai]

i wish i was the king of the world

[darkmajinvegeta]

I Give It A Try...

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but the world gets invaded by aliens, and you're powerless, overrating your own might :p

I wish i had eyes on the back of my head.

[LoneWolf]

Wish granted, but they can't see farther then 2 feet.

I wish i made more money. :D

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but you'll "make" so much money, you get caught by the cops :p

I wish the weather stays great for a couple of weeks.^^

[LoneWolf]

Wish granted, but weather great for antarctica.

I wish i was invisible.

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but when you're trying to shave, you keep cutting your face.

I wish Kefka was a playable character in FFVI.

[Sephiroth v.2]

yes agree but Kefka killed all your other charecters and the leaved.

I wish all my charecters in FFX was gods!

[Spiff]

Granted, but now they strike you with lightning every day.

I wish I won the World Series of Poker.

[Sephiroth v.2]

aggre but ween you won you be so happy so you striket a 1000 years old vase and you moust pay it.

i wish i was the king over the universe!

[slimcloud]

wish granted, but the blackhole gets jealous and sucks it all up
i wish i was perfect

[Sephiroth v.2]

your wish aggres but everyone hated you was so perfect so they burned you up!

i whis i own the earth.

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but you lose all your money because of extreme high tax rates you gotta pay. :p

I wish i had an endless bag of peanuts. ^^

[Sephiroth v.2]

aggre but you eated so many peanuts so you ben so fat to the time you die.

i whis someone another then me wishes now...

[LoneWolf]

Wish granted, but now its me. haha

I wish i could run. (can only walk at a snails pace at moment lol)

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but you have to run, since you're being chase by a speeding train. :D

I wish i could jump the greatest distances.

[LoneWolf]

Wish granted, but you jump so far you can't land and now stuck in the air.

I wish I was the best athlete in the world.

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but the steroids you'll use will kill you. :p

I wish i was in Mexico.

[Tiny Bronco]

Your wish is granted, but you have to live in the dessert and survive off of snakeys!
I wish that I could go back in time to the Dinosuars extinction to see what happened!

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but you get hit by a comet and eaten by a T-Rex at the same time.

I wish i own a museum.

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but it wouldn't give any profit

I wish to be hired by Square-Enix

[Hydra]

Granted, but you work on crappy Sim dating RPG games for the Japanese for all your time there.

I wish I had a pony. :D

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but this pony is hyper-active, so it keeps trashing your bedroom. :D

I wish i could make a lot of money out of cosplay. :p

[Spec Highwind]

Granted... but then you would not be yoursekf anymore, but cait sith

I wish to be Cecil, and to go trough FFIV as him... (without any game over)

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but you become the fanatically leader of the Red Wings, and you'll bomb every city on earth.

I wish i could change Ex-Death into an Ex-Parrot. xD

[Hydra]

Wish granted, but the parrot kills off every party member. O.O

I wish I was a monkey who could throw......bananas. Yeah, bananas.

[Spec Highwind]

With one of them in your butt :X

I want to be a summoner

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but you can only summon Harry Belafonte. ^^

I wish i lived in the 20's.

[Spec Highwind]

Granted... but there wouldn't be any final fantasy there... :X

I wish to be on holidays

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but you're spending your holiday in Castle Pandemonia. :D Gwahaha!

I wish people would cut down on the spamming.

[Hydra]

Granted, but forums became too boring without it.

I wish I had some candy right about now.

[Phoenix Flame]

Granted...but you are turned into a baby and I steal it. :)

I wish my boss would stop using the company revenue to buy jewerly and begin looking for ways to improve the company.

[Tiny Bronco]

Ga. You posted first.

Granted, but he improves the company by firing you! :p :D How evil of him.

I wish I had a Trampoline .

[auron]

To Be Honest I Havent Played This Game But It Sounds Good

[Spec Highwind]

Wow!!! Avathar!!! Castle Pandemonia would be nice!!!!! Jade Passage rules :P

Grantred, Tiny Bronco... but you would jump out of this world

I want FFXII, FFXIII, FF versus XIII, FFVII: Dirge of Cerberus, FFXIV, XV, XVI, XVII VII PS4 Remake :P

[Sephiroth v.2]

granted but all games was copied and the cops saw it and trowd you in jail for 10 years.

i wish i own the biggest donut in the world!

[Tiny Bronco]

Granted but you take a bit out of it and all the jelly filling comes out flooding your entire town.

I wish it was colder in my house.(Its 87 degrees in my basement wich has know windows and is underground! :eek: :mad: )

[Sephiroth v.2]

granted but its been 87- degrees indeed!

i wish that donut jelly disappears!

[~Hidan~]

Granted, but its replaced with brid droppings

I wish for a new pair of shoes.

[Tiny Bronco]

Granted, but the shoes are to small and your feat get stuck in them for the rest of eternity.

I wish I could find my cat. She's hiding somewhere. :(

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but you would find her dead.

I wish that only the true spammer live... all those n00bs should die

[~Hidan~]

Granted, but all the newbs become masters and therefor all spammers live on.

I wish I could find a better hobby.

[slimcloud]

wish granted but you become so obsessed by it that you vegetate and die
i wish someone could stop killing me

[Tiny Bronco]

Granted, but instead they start killing everyone else!
I wish that I had some milk to dip my Oreos in.

[Sephiroth v.2]

granted but the milk tasted so perfect so you eated so much that you died.

i wish i rules the world!

[Staircase]

Granted, But you will Become so power hungry the world will overthrow you and kill you.
I wish i had FF9, because i never got the chance to play it and i cant find a copy in stores.

[Sephiroth v.2]

granted but its was a piracy copy and the cops find you and throwd u in jail.
i wish i was a ant (joke)

[Tiny Bronco]

Granted, but your neighbors have a pet ant-eater and you kick the pucket.
I wish that I had a pop-tart.

[Spirit]

Granted but a hobo came to your house and ate your poptart.

I wish I have a dragon.

[Hydra]

Granted, but your dragon gets slain by a knight.

I wish I had a fast computer.

[LoneWolf]

Granted, but it's so fast it burns up in 3 seconds.

I wish I had a drink.

[Hydra]

Granted, but it goes flat very very fast.

I wish I didn't have to pick which 4th of July party to go to. o_o

[LoneWolf]

Granted, but your mother picks it for you lol.

I wish I had a bigger tv.

[~Hidan~]

granted, but you cant fit it in your house

i wish AC/DC would play for my 25th birthday.

[Hydra]

Granted, but they leave early and Aerosmith takes over. xD

I wish I had the time to go out and buy a game. :D

[Shaggy]

Granted but that game ends up being "Learning your ABC" game :)

I wish I could breath underwater..

[Zeromus_X]

Granted, now you can't breathe air.

I wish for...a giant Q-Tip. xD

[Hydra]

Granted, but you try to clean your ears and it won't fit.

I wish I was immortal. o.0

[~Hidan~]

granted but you look and feel like your 90 for the rest of existence

I wish I had a cold drink

[Spirit]

Granted but it burst into flames when you try to drink it

I wish I had a bazooka

[Staircase]

Granted, but you fire the bazooka and the army hunts you down and gives you the death sentance. lol
I wish i had Final Fantasy XI

[richboywonder]

granted but your playstation2 blew up when you put the game in.(final fantasy XI blew up too)

i wish i was king of the world.

[Spirit]

Granted but someone poisoned your food and killed you (sucks to be you)

I wish I had an airship

[~Hidan~]

granted but it gets hit by a 747

I wish i had a second chance

[richboywonder]

granted but you will never have a first chance.

i wish my nintendo ds never run out of bateries

[LoneWolf]

Wish granted, but the screens break and cant see anything now.

I wish i couldn't be hurt.

[Spiff]

Granted, now i'll break your neck so you can't feel pain.

I wish I had a dog.

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but it's Cerberus, which isn't exactly the nicest puppy there is.

I wish i was a powerful Turk in the game Before Crisis.

[Dark Cloud]

Granted, but they dont like you and beat the living day light out of you.

i wish i had $1,000,000,000

[Sephiroth v.2]

whis granted but a thief stealed everything when u sleep.
i whis this genie died!

[Dark Cloud]

Granted, Uh Oh, because hes magical he returns alive kills you and gets really rough on the evilness.

I wish pokemon were real

[Greendragon]

granted but uhh...hmm ( cant remember any at the moment....) OH!
you get a lickatongue..(is that right? been sooo long) and it strangles you with its big tongue

i wish for a massaging office chair. heh

[Dark Cloud]

Hello the wish agh ill do it,

I wish i had fairy god parents (from fairly odd parents)

[Greendragon]

granted, but they are cannibals...so they eat for face while your sleeping.

i want a puppy

[Dark Cloud]

remember to wish aswell greendragon. gosh

i wish i was made of metal

[Greendragon]

granted...but when i granted your wish while you were swimming...you sink and drown

i still want a puppy.

[Dark Cloud]

ok then wish granted, happy, but it gets shot in the head by me (muhuhuhahahahahaaaa)

i wish i had a life time suply of chocolate *licking lips madly*

[Greendragon]

granted, but the chocolates are filled with monkey blood....

i wish for a lava lamp

[Dark Cloud]

granted, you rub it another genie comes out, this one is good so the evil genie kills him

i wish i was made of chocolate

[Spirit]

granted but I ate you. Mmmm yummy

I wish I had a I killed satan

[Dark Cloud]

that makes no sence. but ill grant it, you couldnt kill him so the genie joined forces and tried to conquer the world.

i wish i had a gunblade

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but the trigger jumps out and flies straight into your eye. :p

I wish i would have a team of my favourite superheroes. ^^

[Greendragon]

granted, but batman, who hasnt had much attention lately has chosen an alternative lifestyle, so while your sleeping he ties you up and licks chocolate pudding of of your body.

i wish i had a mouse that actually worked...

[Dark Cloud]

granted but it ate all your food and you starved to death.

i wish i had a golden house

[Spirit]

granted but got shot by a wealthy person becuz he was jealous.

I wish I could kill all criminals in the world.

[richboywonder]

granted but now your a criminal for killing.so you killed yourself.
i wish i had a sword.

[Hydra]

Granted, but the FBI arrests you for having it in public.

I wish I had a plane.

[Luis]

Granted. This is yours. (http://pic11.picturetrail.com/VOL372/1901176/3671175/46352139.jpg)
I wish the Evil Genie to become a good one.

[Spirit]

granted but you had lots of goods things and found out good things doesn't make you happy and killed yourself

i wish i had a sniper rifle

[Hydra]

Granted, but the CIA believed you to be the uncaught Sniper of 1912, and killed you.

I wish I had a Dr. Pepper. :D

[Dark Cloud]

granted ,you got so happy about, so you started to jump around alot and got it all over your eyes. and went blind

[Spirit]

i wish i had a superpowers

[Hydra]

Granted, but your new super villian finds your identity and makes you give them up for your family to live.

I wish I had some sunglasses. -_-"

[Spirit]

granted bit your sunglasses were magnify glasses and looked at the sun that ruin your corona which made you blind.

i wish i could fly

[Hydra]

Granted, but you fly into a tree.

I wish the internet was all drama. XD

[richboywonder]

granted,but you became blind.
i wish i owned ebgames.

[Da Chink]

Granted, but GameStop cuts off your nipples for stealing their Franchise.

i wish i were a Hungarian Snaggle Beast!

[Zeromus_X]

The Evil Genie has no clue what that beast is, so it turns you into a kitty instead.

I wish people would stop complaining. :)

[Da Chink]

Granted, everyone stops complaining but you become the complain whore that you have grown to hate so much...and you notice there are razor blades on sale for $1.49

i wish i could sleep

[Zeromus_X]

The Evil Genie plays a 'lullaby' of heavy death metal to soothe you to sleep.

I wish...that someone would think of another wish because I can't think of one at the moment. :p

[Spirit]

granted but the next person who granted the wish dies of a heart attack

i wish i could always escape from cops when i rob a bank

[Hydra]

Granted, but your friends get jealous and steal it from you.

I wish I had a gameshow. :D

[Da Chink]

Granted, but the Gameshow consist of 10 japanese midgets throwing butterknives at your genitals.

I wish Freddy won in Freddy Vs. Jason

[Hydra]

Granted, but due to the crappy plot line, Jason becomes alive anyway.

I wish Bobby Lee actually knew chinese! xD

[Da Chink]

Granted, but no one knows who Bobby Lee is so shamefully you go to the Home Depot to look for Discounts on Ropes.

I wish regular milk tasted like Chocolate milk

[Hydra]

Granted, but all cows turn into chocolate cows and are more able to get Mad Cow Disease.

I wish I were immortal.

[Da Chink]

Granted, but ppl find out you are immortal and decide to stick you in a torture device where the continuely stab you, and its funny how you cant die HAHA

I wish mad cow Disease actually mad cows mad

[Hydra]

Granted, but one gets mad at you and kicks you in the face.

I wish I were in a magazine. :D

[Da Chink]

Granted, but you are posing nude for macho man magazine >.<

I wish my forum suggestion goes through :)

[Spirit]

granted but my grandma stopped it from happening.(hahaha)

i wish i was rich

[Hydra]

Granted, but you become bankrupt from fake "Sassy Girl" pictures in a magazine.

I wish I had this emotion in my house: :D

[Spirit]

granted but later it turned into this emotion:(

i wish i was strong

[Hydra]

Granted, but your heart gives out on you one day while you're working out.

I wish I were perfect. :P

[Da Chink]

Granted, but everyone hates you for being perfect and u have no friends and one day u get shanked in the taint.

i wish corn dogs were made of corn

[Spirit]

granted but the corndog was made out of goat lungs

i wish i can fly a helicopter

[Hydra]

Granted, but the terrorist shoot you down, because they think you're a threat to them.

I wish the genie wouldn't corrupt this wish. :D

[blukazoo159]

wish granted but the genie calls his cousin and he takes ur wish and blows it up in ur face!


i wish final fantasy 10 was real!!!

[Kat]

wish granted fortunatly you get so happy its real you have a heart attack and die before you meet any charcters.

i wish i was Yuna

[blukazoo159]

wish granted but u are yuna when she is on her death bed and u die 5 minuets in!!!

i wish i was the genie!

[Kat]

wish granted but your super cosmic awesome powers..itty bitty living space inside a lamp for all eternity.

i wish i was the most popular person in the world

[blukazoo159]

wish granted but people got jelous of u and sniped u in the face from 3 miles!!!

i wish the world was perfect and nothing could go wrong!!!!!!!!!

[Hydra]

Granted, but then this topic dies.

I wish this topic wouldn't die! :D

[Kat]

wish granted
the topic doesnt die but is never popular

i wish,i was a secret spy

[Hydra]

Granted, but you lose everyone close to become a perfect secret spy.

I wish I had twenty dollars.

[Spirit]

granted but you have to pay your house rent

i wish i had a plasma tv

[Hydra]

Granted, but it burns your eyes.

I wish I had a drink.

[Phoenix Flame]

Granted...but (of course) it's a poisonous drink. : X

I wish I could do a Smex Suplex :D

[Kat]

wish granted but Hydra finds out you did it and comes after you.

i wish i wasnt so d@m bored all the time -_-

[ChocoboMan]

Granted but your going to kill the person

I wish i can lift anything

[richboywonder]

granted but you can't use your hands

i wich i had a new game for my DS

[Hydra]

Granted, but it's that new Barbie Horse Adventure game.

I wish I could be in a cartoon.

[Spirit]

granted but you was a stick figure instead

i wish i was strong

[Hydra]

Granted, but you die of a heart attack for being too strong, because your nerves failed on you. =D

I wish that made sense.

[richboywonder]

granted but then the wish failed.

i wish i had a cinnamon roll

[Kat]

wish granted but then you drop it on the gravel road ^^eww

i wish i had a banana split

[Spirit]

granted but i ate it

i wish i had a cookie

[Sephiroth v.2]

granted but the cookie was sooooo big that u been so fat that u died.
i wish i gain 1,00000000m coins!

[Kat]

granted but you had so many you suffficated under them

i wish i was in florida :D

[Hydra]

Granted, but you get hot, and leave.

I wish I had a better breakfest.

[Avathar]

Wish granted, from now on good metalbands come and play during breakfast, but unfortunate you get deaf 'cause of the volume of the speakers. :p

I wish I could stare into the sun without getting eye-damage. *_*

[Hydra]

Granted, but then The Offspring song has no meaning. =O

I wish Janice would cook my food for once. ^-^

[Kat]

granted but along with burnt food it is poisoned too

i wish i was 18 :D

[richboywonder]

granted but it's only for a day.
i wish i had straight A's in school.

[Kat]

Wish granted but the teachers put you in an advanced class and then you started to fail them.
I wish FFX was real,the charcters any way

[Hydra]

Granted, but Seymour destroys everyone with his hair.

I wish mamillion was a word.

[Kat]

granted but no one uses it

i wish my 18th b-day would be tomorrow

[richboywonder]

granted but tomorrow never came.

i wish i can control time.

[Kat]

granted but it was only for one day
i wish i was the kewlest person in the world

[richboywonder]

granted but someone turned out to be kewler then you

i wish i was 5 foot 5 inches

[Kat]

wish granted but than every one else grew to 8 ft 8 inches and you stayed that size
i wish i didnt have curly hair >.<

[richboywonder]

granted but now it's spikey
i wish it friday was a weekend

[Kat]

wish granted but you got sick and couldnt relax
i wish i had my own house

[richboywonder]

granted but it's made out of legos.
i wish i didn't have to see people get hit by sharp objects.

[Kat]

granted but then you see it in your favorite movie
i wish i was perfect in every way

[richboywonder]

granted but there's one thing your not perfect at............being perfect.
i wish there was no such thing as possoms

[Kat]

granted but thier extintion was blamed on you and you went to jail
i wish i had a driveing permitt ^.^

[richboywonder]

granted but it expired the next day.
i wish i could drive without a license.

[Kat]

granted but you crashed your car and went to jail
i wish i had a simple life

[Hydra]

Granted, but you get VERY bored.

I wish I were in a cartoon.

[richboywonder]

granted but your made of sticks.
i wish i didn't have to wait for stuff to load.

[Kat]

granted but then your comp. broke from working so hard
i wish this year was my graduation year

[richboywonder]

granted but graduation day never came.
i wish time would go slow on the weekends

[Kat]

granted but in that slow time you became very very bored
i wish i was the most perfect person in the world :p

[richboywonder]

granted but someone made the same wish and now they are more perfect then you.
i wish i had a ps2

[Kat]

granted but it broke the first time you used it
i wish i was a real kity :D

[richboywonder]

granted but then a real dog ate you
i wish i can be invisible.

[Kat]

granted but since no one could find you they thot you died
i wish i was rich

[richboywonder]

granted but you forgot where you put the money
i wish nobody could see my stuff but me

[Kat]

^granted but the genie died and couldnt fulfill your wish
i wish i hada pet griffin

[richboywonder]

granted but it melted out of nowhere.
i wish i wasn't scared to go down stairs in the dark.

[Kat]

lmao granted but you fell down them any way
i wish i was in florida

[richboywonder]

granted but florida had a world war III and you were the only one there.
i wish some people would stop being stupid all the time.

[Kat]

granted but there are still pure bred retards out there XD
i wish i was a famous singer

[richboywonder]

^granted but now everyone hates to hear singing.
i wish i could do whatever i want whenever i want

[Kat]

granted but people get mad you can and they cant and beat you up
i wish i had a Rouch Mustang Covertable gt :D @_@

[richboywonder]

granted but it fell from the sky and you got arrested for throwing cars.
i wish i was faster then light

[Kat]

granted but you are so fast you cant do anything
i wish i could type better :D

[Staircase]

Granted, but you can manuver and crash into a building at light speed.

I wish i could speak german (so i could understand Rammstein songs \\nn//)

[richboywonder]

granted but now the germans hate you for speaking they're language.
i wish i could be in the newspaper

[Staircase]

granted but now the germans hate you for speaking they're language.

Im already 100% german :p
And for your wish

Granted, but its in the obituary >=)

I wish it was june again

[Kat]

granted but i =t fried working so fast
i wish i was most kewlest person alive

[richboywonder]

granted but when you die you won't be the kewlest person because your not alive
i wish i was in japan

[Kat]

granted but the japanese peopkl beat you up for saying somthing you didnt know you said :D
i wish i was in Jacksonvillle

[richboywonder]

granted but punched you before you could make the wish
i wish i had a pony xD

[Kat]

granted but it got sick and died 2 days later =/
i wish i was a genious

[richboywonder]

granted but you turned into a nerd.
i wish people would stop saying "i have 1 zillion dollars".when there's no such thing.

[Kat]

granted but then they made up another unreal word
i wish i had stright hair -_-

[richboywonder]

granted but if you touch your hair it'll come off
if wish this dude on t.v would stop singing

[Hydra]

Granted, but the room is dangerously quiet as he stops.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[John Smith]

granted, but only once

i wish i had a wish

[Wezzy]

Granted, you just used it :)
I wish my girlfriend wouldn't be such a pain in the ***!!!

[John Smith]

Granted, but instead, she turns into a pain in the ###

I wish I had all the Final Fantasy games :p

[Hydra]

Granted, but you die of old age before you beat them all.

I wish I always won at poker.

[richboywonder]

granted but now poker wins againts you.
i wish i had a cape.

[John Smith]

granted, but its full of holes

i wish Avathar and Griever come back

[Wezzy]

Granted but then your internet breaks permanently.
I wish i was good at drawing!

[John Smith]

Granted, but drawing utensils get destroyed from the face of the universe.

I wish I was better at wish twisting.

[Hydra]

Granted, but you can only twist your own wishes.

I wish dimes were quarters.

[John Smith]

Granted, but dollars become pennies.

I wish for chocolate :P

[Kat]

granted but you dropped it in a puddle of mud in the street
i wish guys wern't so stubborn :D

[John Smith]

Granted, but you get all the stubborness in return.

I wish I would never make another typo in my whole life!

[Kat]

granted but you get your fingers chopped off in battle and can't type any way
i wish i was a black mage :D

[John Smith]

Granted, but your powers get reduced by 1/99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999

I wish I had a good imagination

[Kat]

granted but it's only for 1 day
i wish...i had black hair

[John Smith]

Granted, but only 1 hair turns black.

I wish people would shtop whinaning?

[Phoenix Flame]

Granted, but all you can do is whine now.

I wish I could legally kill the dog next door who won't stop barking :mad:

[John Smith]

Granted, but he still barks while dead.

I wish I could teach everyone how to write in Al Bhed :p

[Sephiroth v.2]

granted but nobody writed in it becuse they like theys old languge beter.

i wish i got an beter computer!

[wingman]

granted but then it gets an unrecoverable virus which destroys your hard drive

i wish i was a final fantasy character

[Mega Flare]

granted but then it turns out you are part of a video game and Always die in battle.

I wish tht Vivi was my best friend!

[Hydra]

Granted, but he takes off his costume, and you don't like that you see. o_0

I wish I were rich like Avathar. :P

[Kat]

granted but then the money system goes haywire and you loose it all
i wish i was an artist

[Hydra]

Granted, but you create abstracts that everyone hates.

I wish my shower water was made of skittles. XD

[richboywonder]

granted but then you turned into a skittle.

i wish i could run fast that no one can see me.

[Kat]

granted but you ran so fast you couldnt see where you were going,ran off a cliff and went to the farplane....
i wish i was Yuna

[Hydra]

Granted, but you can't take the mental pressure.

I wish I wasn't scared of The Eye. XD

[Mega Flare]

Granted but it turned out you already were anyway.

i wish i had a bright blue MINI

[Hydra]

Granted, but it turns green.

I wish I were featured on the show Cops today.

[John Smith]

Granted, but the tape doesn't show you. YOU'RE A GHOST!!!!!!!!! :eek:

I wish I could go through walls.

[Hydra]

Granted, but you go through your wall in your room and wake up on where dead people live. :O

I wish my new speakers worked. XD