Evil Genie!

[John Smith]

What do you mean...? :S

[Kat]

re-read your last wish..

i wish there was no such thing as love

[Xartex]

Ganted, instead every1 is consumed by hatred and start killing every1 around them

I wish I had a hammer... :p

[John Smith]

Granted, but you slamm it on your toe. Ouch...

Ah, I see what you mean now Kat XD

I wish that the person below me watches TV :p XD

[Cloud101]

I cannot grant that wish, for I already do!

I wish that there were two me's!

[Yoko Kurama]

Granted, but...I know why you wished that, and I can't bring myself to make it bad...Sorry everyone, but the genie just granted one consequence free wish for the sake of love. :D

I wish for a fruit.

[Cloud101]

Granted, but you only get half! :D


I wish I was better at writing notes!

[John Smith]

Granted, but you forget XD

I wish that I had a wishingful wish to wish for XD

[Kat]

errr...o-k granted but its a crapy wish or something

i wish i wasn't the way i am,lol

[Spec Highwind]

But then noone would like you

I wish I had some more free time.

[John Smith]

Granted, but you waste it watching useless commercials that make you feel bed XD

I wish that Kat wasn't sad all the time :(

[Spec Highwind]

But you would be enemies.

I wish I could stop, and think for a moment.

[John Smith]

Granted, but just the 1st part, as you cannot think, or you would burn that pea brainned head of yours.

I wish that Spec would leave me alone >_>

[Spec Highwind]

But then everyone would start hating you

I wish I was sleeping, but I'm too lazy to go to bed.

[John Smith]

Granted. You fall asleep on your keyboard, type evrrything possible with your pea sized head, get banned from all the Forums and have Spam, Spyware, Malware and Viruses on your computer for the rest of your life.

I wish that that would happen XD

[Kat]

granted but the genie kills you and takes back the wish

i wish people would actually stop fighting for once >.<

[Spec Highwind]

Only in a FF game xD

I wish there were more final fantasys @.@

[Kat]

granted but they all suck
i wish men could make up their minds :rolleyes:

[Spec Highwind]

But then we would be all the same

I wish I had the patience to create a RPG

[John Smith]

Granted, but it sucks XD

I wish that I was more creative :(

[Kat]

granted but no one likes your art

i wish FF was real life action

[John Smith]

Granted, but you get the same faith as Aeris :D

I wish that you would ressucitate (Spelling?)

[Kat]

Lol,granted but then you die =o

i wish JS didn't die XD

[John Smith]

Granted, but Spec does XD

I wish that my "TIC" teacher wasn't unfair! :mad:

[Cloud101]

Granted, but then you get too good of a grade, and the gov. kills you for your supposed super brain!HAHAHAHAHA

I wish that I can make my contacts last a long time (I have an eye appointment today,yay!)

[Yoko Kurama]

Granted, but they get weak and you still can see well.

I wish that I could stay on FFNet.

[Cloud101]

Granted, but Miyu leaves you, because you ignore her calls and won't talk to her.


I wish that Miyu didn't leave Yoko!

[Yoko Kurama]

Granted, and love get an unconsequencial wish.

I wish that this guy in my class wasn't dancing like an idiot.

[Cloud101]

Granted, but you start to dance like an Idiot! HAH!

I wish that I ,or any one else for that matter, never take depression medicine again! It almost killed me!

[John Smith]

Granted, but you and everyone else on that matter die anyway :D:eek: :S

I wish that I didn't die XD

[Cloud101]

Granted, but you arm falls off!

I wish Josh would grow some balls!

[John Smith]

Granted, but they grow so big that they explode! :eek: XDDDDDDDDDDD

I wish that I would never ever ever make anymore mistakes in my whole life. (Yes, I want to enforce the "forever" thingamajig :D)

[Kat]

err...granted but its only for 5 mins

i wish some people wern't jerks

[John Smith]

Granted, but you are XD

I wish that Kat could read my wishes properly :D

[Kat]

granted but since Kat has been very pissed off lately she doesn't even grant them O.o

i wish i was a child again

[John Smith]

Granted, but you can't talk.

I wish that June wasn't so mad/sad/whatever she wishes to add.

[Kat]

granted lol,but then she goes crazy just kidding :D i already have *evil smile*

i wish i was with my best friend right now

[John Smith]

Granted, but s/he is feeling down too.

I wish that I wasn't sick.

[Kat]

granted but then i get sick..oh wait i already am


i wish my hair wasn't fluffy XD

[John Smith]

Granted, but it falls completely to never grow back again.

I wish that I was more efficient.

[Kat]

uh...lol ok but its only for 5 seconds


i wish i could go to some concerts

[John Smith]

Granted, but they suck.

I wish that some of my comrades weren't such pain in the b***

[Kat]

eh...granted but then they are a pain in the @$$ XD

i wish i was 18 yrs old

[John Smith]

Granted, but then you have to get a job! @_@

I wish that I wasn't cold.

[Kat]

granted but then you have a heat stroke


i wish i HAD a job :p

[Spec Highwind]

But you couldn't choose a FF job :P

I wish I could choose a FF job :p

[Kat]

granted but its to clean up chocobo poo :p


i wish i was on a hot sunny beach

[Spec Highwind]

But then you would be killed by a giant crab with 10 legs.

I wish this forum could stay active forever...

[John Smith]

Granted, but you get banned :p

I wish that Spec, Kat, Avathar, Hydra and I wouldn't get banned :(

[Kat]

=o hey what about Griever?!!!!

im not granting thay wish until you include him!
i wish Smith fixed his wish

[Spec Highwind]

But he would kill Griever first :P

I wish I could be... a bird.... and fly... fly...

[John Smith]

Granted, but we swap abillities and you are now a moron :p

I wish the same as my last wish, but with Griever and Kiera included too :p

[Kat]

Granted! ^_^.......man i just can't corrupt that do i have to? *looks around with big kitty eyes*

i wish that i my brother wouldn't hate the demon in me

[John Smith]

Granted. He now hates the whole you XD

I wish that Kat would grant my wishes............................................ ...........

[Kat]

(>.< she would grant them if they actually made sense)
granted but the wishes only come true for 2 seconds

i wish for nothing for i have what i need to live life

[Blaze]

Granted.....crud! but your family enslaves you

I wish for the power to rule all

[Kat]

lol granted but it soon leaves you

i wish my family didn't enslave me :p

[Blaze]

Granted but your family still treats you likea slave

I wish i had a girlfriend

[Kat]

..how do i grant that? ..granted but she er...leaves you for another girl :S

i wish i had hair like Rikku

[Blaze]

Granted but you go bald


I wish my new girlfriend was Kat

[Kat]

=o why? um granted but she gets killed or something...

i wish i was half cat,lol

[Blaze]

Granted but you get FIXED!!!!

i wish i was imortal

[Kat]

Granted but you get FIXED!!O.O oh noes,lol

Granted but you watch the ones you love die

[John Smith]

What's your wish? XD

[Kat]

i wish Smith and Blaze would quit trying to impress me because i don't like people that fight :p

[Spec Highwind]

But then they would leave the forum.

I wish I was more inspired...

[John Smith]

Granted, but you lack the time to write the poems :p

I wish that Blaze would stop being mean to me (And everyone else too).

[Kat]

...granted but i die


i wish i was on a hot sunny beach *sigh*

[John Smith]

Granted, but you get a heartburn :p

I wish that Dr. House would never end :(

[Kat]

granted but they get new people


i wish that i could meet the best band in this world

[John Smith]

Granted, but you hate them :D

I wish I could flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyy

[Spec Highwind]

But that wish is mine, so, you would just fall from the skies, and die.

I wish John stopped annoying us =o and I wish that he could be a good boy

[John Smith]

Granted and granted, but you die before the wishes get granted :D

I wish that Spec could see that I made that wish thousands of times before he did.

[Spec Highwind]

But I can see that =o

I wish I had something to do

[John Smith]

Granted, but it's ever more boring than doing nothing >_>

I wish that Kat wasn't mad at me. I was just playing with you Kat :(

[Kat]

granted but kat dies


i wish i could meet one of my most valued people in this whole world

[John Smith]

Granted, but it's not me nor Spec.

I wish that Spec and I could meet everymember of FFNet :p

[Kat]

granted but its at their funerals

i wish i could um...meet my favorite band

[John Smith]

Granted, but they suck >.<

I wish that I wasn't so cold to the point where I can't write.

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but then your keyboard freezes

I wish I could meet Mr. Nobuo.

[John Smith]

Granted, but he speaks in Japanese and you don't understand him.

I wish that Spec would change his sig too :D

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but you would have to find a really good GFXer to answer my sig request :p

I wish I could do those smexy sigs and avatars in Adobe Photoshop once again...

[John Smith]

Granted, but you lose Adobe Photoshop, so, you're in a bad day XD

I wish that my friend was in her house :(

[Spec Highwind]

But then she would hate you

I wish I was in San d'Oria

[John Smith]

Granted, but you die XD

I wish that Spec wouldn't die.

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but then you would die

I wish for Kat's Ninja cookies

[John Smith]

Granted, but you eat the poisened ones.

I wish that nobody died :(

[Spec Highwind]

But then he (the nobody) would rise from the dead and kill you

I wish there were more people in the forum

[John Smith]

Granted, but they don't post XD

I wish that nobody wouldn't kill me.

[Spec Highwind]

Then you would be killed by everyone

I wish for new Square games

[John Smith]

Granted, but they are triangular.

I wish that I was funny :(

[Kat]

O.o granted but its only one joke


i wish i could open my presents right now :D :D

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but they evaporate one minute after that.

I wish my chair was more comfortable

[Kat]

granted but then it breaks

i wish i had black hair

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but it would be a wig :D

I wish I could control the Wind @_@

[John Smith]

Granted, but a tornado comes and eats you up.

I wish that you wouldn't get "eaten" by a tornado :D

[Kat]

granted but then you do XD

i wish i was a kitty ^^

[Spec Highwind]

(But you already are =o)

Hum... but then... but then... you would die really young...

I wish someone would cast Full-life on my cat...

[John Smith]

Granted, but it reflects.

I wish that I had more time to do my homework and read that book...

[Kat]

granted but you get more homework


i wish my kitty to live 4ever

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but she would run away.

I wish I had lots of kitties!

[John Smith]

GRANTED, BUT THEY ALL POOP ON YOU AT THE SAME TIME AND YOU DIE OF SMELLYNESS!!! :mad:

I wish that Spec was more creative.

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but then I would stop posting here

I wish the catz wouldn't plant my bombz in my office @_@

[Blaze]

Granted, but they POOP instead

I wish i get what i want for x-mas

[Kat]

granted but it breaks
i wish Vincent was a real person

[Spec Highwind]

But then he would shoot you with cerberus and then kill all your family with Gryphon in a Chain @_@ And burn your house with Firaga. And kill Hydra with Hydra.

I wish I could use a Dragoon Spear at least once

[John Smith]

Granted, but you kill yourself with it.

I wish everyone a Merry Christmas.

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but noone wishes you a Merry X-Mas

I wish I had more presents :(

[Kat]

granted but they are useless

i wish could play my guitar a wittle better

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but I would go to the EUA and rip your fingers :p

I wish I could play every instrument in a god-like way =D

[Kat]

granted but its the tuba :p

i wish i could play the piano

[Spec Highwind]

But you couldn't play To Zanarkand xD

I wish I could play every FF music

[Kat]

O.o granted but it sounds horrible

i wish i could throw a party tomorrow

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but someone would die there... Muahaha

I wish I could be in a FF Party ^^

[Blaze]

Granted, but you get drunk and die in a car crash....MUHAHHAHA


I wish I had the best computer in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kat]

granted but everyone in the world dies except you

i wish i could've gotten what i wanted most this year

[Spec Highwind]

But then you would lose everything else...

I wish it was 23rd February >.< (FFXII PAL release date)

[Kat]

granted but they seel out before you get there :p

i wish i had Dirge of Cerberus

[John Smith]

Granted, but it sicks.

I wish that you were happy.

[Kat]

i am happy >.<


i wish FF was real :D

[John Smith]

Granted, but you get killed, just like Aerith.

U wush that Aeris and Aerith would be different characters :p

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but then she would be weaker.

I wish I could find that FF 1-12 wallpaper... damn... I'm sick of searching for it...

[John Smith]

Errrr... FF 1-12? :p

I wish that Spec and I could write eithout typos :D

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but then I stop posting.

(It wasn't a typo, I meant every FF from 1 to 12)

I wish I had a sonar so I wouldn't have to search for stuff.

[John Smith]

Granted, but it breaks :D

(Oh, my mistake then :D I thought you meant FF 10-2 XD)

I wish that I wouldn't get confuzzzzzzzzzzzzzed!

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but then THEY kill you.

I wish THEY wouldn't kill me

[John Smith]

Granted, but they kill all your loved ones.

I wish that pigs weren't underestimated.

[Kat]

O.o granted but then they go kill your best friends

i wish it was always sunny outside :D

[John Smith]

Granted, but you get dehidratted.

I wish that I had courage to start doing "the stuff" ;)

[Spec Highwind]

But then you lose your pants

I wish I wasn't sleepy

[John Smith]

Granted, but only for 5 minutes XD

I wish that I wasn't sick :(

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but then I wouldn't be sick, either (what would be a bad thing for you xD)

I wish I could listen to any music anytime I wanted

[John Smith]

Hmmmmmmmmmm... granted, but... but... but... you get depth (Spelling?)

I wish that I could spell that word correctly :p

[Spec Highwind]

Hmmmmmmmmmm... granted, but... but... but... you get depth (Spelling?)
Yeah, deep down there.

Granted, but then your keyboard crashes

I wish I didn't have a routine

[Kat]

granted but then you get unorganized

i wish i was famous

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but you wouldn't have time for yourself...

I wish I could speak english as if I were english/american

[Kat]

granted but you still have an accent

i wish i could meet Amy Lee

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but she would ignore you

I wish I could play every game ever created by Square

[Kat]

granted but you only play half of them


i wish i had my own show

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but noone likes it.

I wish my NES worked...

[Kat]

granted but then it breaks again

i wish i could meet usher &-&

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but he would kill you ^^

I wish I could fight in the monster arena as a dragoon =o

[Kat]

granted but a fiend kills you

i wish i where a viera

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but everyone would discriminate you.

I wish I were a famous Blitzball player

[Kat]

granted but you get paralyzed from the neck down playin blitz

i wish i had something to eat

[Zeon]

heres your t*rd burger (hey you only said something. something could be anything)

i wish people would be more specific about what they want :D

[Yggdrasill]

Granted, but then they are too specific to be corrupted.

I wish I could have a wish which couldn't be corrupted. :D

[Zeon]

granted.......but then of course its a faulty wish isnt it so......

i wish i could poke all of you simutaniously just for kicks :D:D

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but then you get banned.

I wish I could have a different life, everyday

[Zeon]

granted but you get all the bad ones lol

i wish i could see the bad things in life :)

[Kat]

granted but then they all come to you sooner

i wish some people on this world wern't jerks

[John Smith]

Granted, but they change planets so that they can be jerks again, but you get lonely and go near them too. Sadly, that planet is unhinabitable, so we all die D:

I wish that Kat wished for easier wishes :p

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but then we wouldn't have fun posting =P

I wish I has a good book to read...

[John Smith]

Granted, but it the thickest book in the world.

Phew, that one was hard too :D

I wish that posting was even funner! XD

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but you wouldn't post along with me and Kat.

I wish I didnt' have to study

[John Smith]

Granted, but you have to run around completely naked in school XD

I wish that I wasn't in Spec's school! XD Oh wait... I already am not! XD

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but you will miss the teachers you never had.

I wish I was a rubber duck

[Kat]

granted but some one pokes a hole in you and you sink XD

i wish i could meet Griever

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but he kills you with no mercy.

I wish I could live in a forgotten valley, with forgotten people. People with FF jobs @.@

[Phoenix Flame]

Granted, but an evil ruler comes and makes you his slave...

I wish FFXIII were already out - and I already owned a PS3.

[John Smith]

Granted, but the game sucks and the console is super laggy.

I wish that I knew why I am sad :S

[Phoenix Flame]

Granted but all the mysteries of the universe unfold to you and your primative brain explodes!

I wish Smith would post more.

[John Smith]

Granted, but he would post so much and in the wrong sub-boards that reasoniamalive has to keep moving hundreds and hundreds of posts and threads to other sub-boards.

I wish that I was faster.

[Kat]

granted but your keyboard gets fried

i wish life was more fair -__-"

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but then everyone would be the same.

I wish I could control wind

[Kat]

granted but the power is too much for you too handle and it kills you

i wish it wasn't cold here *shivers*

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but it would be really hot. You would melt.

I wish I was Super Mario

[Kat]

XD granted but you get killed by a goomba

i wish i had a pet Yoshi ^___________________________________^

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but he makes you swallow an egg. And you explode.

I wish I would never blow up due to giant cookies

[John Smith]

Granted. You blow down! :O

I wish that I was better at telling jokes :(

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but every fan of Monty Python would hate you

I wish I had more free time.

[John Smith]

Granted, but you waste it :p

I wish that I had more strength in my arms :(

[Dark Cloud]

Granted, But are to heavy so u live a life on the floor

I wish i was ruler of the world, muhuhahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but everyone would kill themselves, and you'd be lonely.

I wish I didn't have homework to do

[John Smith]

Granted, but it's only during Christmas vacation XD

I wish that I could be meaner to Spec :D

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but I would be even meaner than that, to you.

I wish I could be a King.

[John Smith]

Granted, but you die.

I knew that you were gonna say that :D

I wish that I could find a way to fool the evil genie and everyone else :D

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but I wouldn't grant your wish.

I wish I could stop time

[Hydra]

Granted, but you stop yourself along with stopping time.

I wish Dave Chappelle would do a show about meh. XD

[Spec Highwind]

He would tell everyone how stupid you are.

I wish I could be on an epic journey to save the world ^^

[John Smith]

Granted, but you get killed by a termite :D

I wish that Spec would be killed by something even more stupid! (Not an insult to termites though ;))

[Kat]

granted but instead it decides your the one that should die and kills you instead.

i wish some people were smarter -_-"

[John Smith]

Granted, but you get even dumber! XD

I wish that nobody would hurt me xD

[Cloud101]

Granted, but they all verbally herass you!Mwahahahaha!!!!

I wish that this guy would hire me already!

[Kat]

granted but he fires you the next day

i wish i could go to Florida

[Dark Cloud]

Granted, But the wind betrays you and blows you away to zimbabwe

I wish i was admin at this website

[John Smith]

Granted, but you would get banned :p

I wish that I had more time to do all my school works! :(

[Hydra]

Granted, but you turn it in and fail. =O

I wish I could find my wallet in my room. XD

[John Smith]

Granted, but it has a hole! :O

I wish that I could always type without making any typos! :O

[Hydra]

Granted, but you make grammatical errors. =P

I wish I was the best in poker. XD!

[Kat]

XD granted but j00 cheat =o

i wish i was famous

[Spec Highwind]

6|24|\|+3|), 8|_|+ +|-|3`/ \/\/0|_||_|) |=0|281|) _i00 |=|2O|\/| +4|_|<1|\|6 +3|-| 1337.

I wish anyone would understand what I just typed :p

[Hydra]

Granted, but they only understand a few parts ,and take it the wrong way. XD

I wish mah spaghetti was warm.

[Kat]

XD granted but it looses its flavor

i wish my mind wasn't in the gutter

[Hydra]

Granted, but it gets stuck in the sewer instead. XD

I wish I knew what to watch.

[Kat]

granted but the tv blows up O.O

i wish i could have my digital and my scanner back >_______<

[Cloud101]

Granted, but the're broken.
I wish that I wasn't developing canser :( .

[Hydra]

Granted, but you get it treated and you get a very serious cold instead. =P

I wish I wasn't so tired. =/

[Cloud101]

Granted, but you can't stop snezing.

I wish that my stomach didn't hurt.

[Hydra]

Granted, but your head starts hurting instead.

I wish I had more to eat. @_@

[Kat]

granted but then you get food poisoning

i wish some people wern't stuck up jerks that try to make you feel bad for them

[John Smith]

Granted, but just for 2 seconds.

I wish that Spec would talk to me about the math olimpyads :D

[Hydra]

Granted, but end up reading for the Reading Olyimyads instead. o_O

I wish I was on teh TV.

[Cloud101]

Granted, but your assasinated!Mwahahahaha :mad: :mad:

I wish that I were shorter.

[Hydra]

Granted, but you're reduced to 1'1", and you're stepped on.

I wish I had some Mcdonald's Nuggets.

[Drake]

Granted. But these particular McDonald's Nuggets send you on a psychedellic trip. (And this particular trip ain't at all pleasant).

I wish I owned Neptune.

[Hydra]

Granted, but I own Mercury, and Mercury>Neptune.

I wish I didn't have to go. XD

[Cloud101]

Granted, but your neibors come too!
I wish for the moon!!!!

[Hydra]

Granted, but it's just a big lightless rock, since the Sun's rays reflect off the Moon to make moonlight.

I wish I had more songs on my MP3 player.

[John Smith]

Granted, but they suck and you hate them :D

I wish that I could do all my stuff in time :(

[Kat]

granted but the stuff doesn't get done properly

i wish i didn't feel so alone

[John Smith]

Granted, but then you get surrounded by so many people that you get lost.

I wish that Kat was always happy! :)

[Kat]

*big sigh* granted but she sill isn't

i wish it could be returned

[Cloud101]

Granted, but...um...uh, first time must rewind it's self, and for that you need to pay a time mage, 50 bucks.(it's all I could think of)

I wish I could help you.

[John Smith]

Granted, but I don't need any help :p

I wish that the school visit will be fun! =D =P

[Cloud101]

Granted, but you get shot by "the man" for having too much fun!

I wish I could make it easier.

[John Smith]

Granted, but it gets so easy that everyone annoys you now :D

I wish I was hungry.

[Cloud101]

Granted, but you eat your own ass!

I wish that I could watch you eat your ass!

[Hydra]

Granted, but you seem not to like what you see.

I wish Nirvana was still together.

[Cloud101]

Granted, but they break-up again.

I wish live was spelled backwards!

[Hydra]

Granted, but it's spelled wrong, so it's evli.

I wish I wasn't getting sick. <.<

[Kat]

granted but you do anyway

i wish i had some FF clothes :D

[Hydra]

Granted, but they're too big for you.

I wish I was famous! =D

[John Smith]

Granted, but you get assassinated.

I wish that Kat would have to use much much bigger clothes XD

[Cloud101]

Granted but so do you!

I wish I could see Tessa more.

[Hydra]

Granted, but you both move to Russia. =O

I wish I had a poptart.

[Cloud101]

( that would be fine, I'de do anything to be with her...)
Granted, but it's the best damn poptart in the world...

I wish that you were alergic to it, hehehe...:p

[Hydra]

Granted, but it has a delayed effect, so it activates long after I'm dead. =P

I wish I had a bird. o_O

[Blaze]

Granted, but it blows up in your face

I wish i was the best sniper in the universe

[white mage]

Granted, but you were so good that the military tagged you as a threat and killed you.


I wish for world peace.

[Cloud101]

Granted, but for that all humans must die! Mwahahahaha!

I wish 5 hours would go by faster!

[white mage]

But you would have found you're true love and could have gone to paradise.


I wish they would put Wolf's Rain back on the air. That was a good show.

[Blaze]

Granted, but there is no more fighting on that show


I wish I was the master of the sword so no one could match my skill & I could never get hurt no matter how hard you tried.

[Kat]

granted but you become selfish and loose all you friends and family

i wish wasn't tired,lol

[Hydra]

Granted, but then you're never tired, and you wish you could sleep, but you can't. =P

I wish I had four Wiimotes instead of three. XD

[Kat]

XD granted but the Wii its self breaks =O

i wish i could get this song outta my head

[jedi geoff]

granted, but instead you have an even more annoying song stuck in your head!!!!


i wish i could go invisible (and come visible again)

[Blaze]

Granted, but you go blind and keep going into walls

I wish i could find the right girl for me

[white mage]

Granted, but she's married and has 2 kids.

I wish more people would talk to and play with me more.

[jedi geoff]

granted, but in playing with you they become obsessed with you and you get so annoyed you KILL YOURSELF AHHH


i wish i nothing bad would happen to me :)

[Kat]

lol,granted but then all the good things happen to you and you get annoyed

i wish i could kick someone's butt right now :D
i won't mention names

[Blaze]

Granted, but you go to jail for murder. Too Bad

I wish i was the best at every thing.

[Kat]

granted but people think your stuck up and you loose all your friends

i wish i could go to Hawaii where its warm

[Blaze]

Granted, but you burn your lovely skin really bad

I wish i could beat every game i played

[Kat]

granted but then you get bored too easily

i wish i was at a party

[Blaze]

Granted, but you get drunk then raped WAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

I wish Kat would come over to my house

[Kat]

Granted but her mom comes and gets her then she gets grounded

i wish my parents wern't so strict -__-"

[Blaze]

Granted, but you get borded &beg them to be strict again


I wish my step-father was not a jack@$$

[Kat]

granted but now he's an @$$hole

i wish i wasn't so cold

[Hydra]

Granted, but then it freezes over outside.

I wish I didn't feel so bad. O.o