Evil Genie!

[Kat]

granted but you hit your head on everything :S ouch
the person below me likes Cappuccino

[John Smith]

Nope.

The person below me has smoked before.

Hey, you confuzzled me, that's the wrong game :D

[Kat]

eww no! XD i confuzzled you on purpose XD
i wish had wings

[Spec Highwind]

Then you would have to fly with me :D (poor you)

I wish I didn't have a routine

[Kat]

granted but then uh...Sin takes over the world
i wish i was rich

[Spec Highwind]

Then you would loose all your true friends.

I wish I was under the effect of Focus.

[Kat]

granted but it wears off
i wish i had green eyes

[John Smith]

Granted, but then the only colour you can see is green.

I wish I could see a little bunny again.

[Kat]

kewl! i can see in green! ^o^
oh yea and granted but it was one of Hydra's ebil bunnies
i wish i really could see in green!

[John Smith]

Granted, but only what you should see red

[Kat]

KEWL I CAN SEE IN RED TOO ^w^
XD you didnt make a wish
i wish i was a griffin

[John Smith]

Woooops! ^_^''

Granted, but you don't have wings, so you can't fly :D

I wish I had wings :p

[Kat]

granted but they have holes in them so you can't fly
i wish i could go back time

[John Smith]

Granted, but then you can't come bak to the present nor go to the future! :O

I wish I had a time machine :D

[Kat]

granted but it doesn't work XD
i wish i was a kitten ^W^

[John Smith]

Granted, but a dog eats you XD

I wish I was a fly to fly by :D

[Kat]

granted but you get stuck in a sticky trap XD
i wish the dog didn't eat me

[Hydra]

Granted, but the cat does.

I wish I had another holiday besides Veterans Day to get off on. XD

[Kat]

granted but you were busy so you couldn't relax
i wish i posted more!

[Hydra]

Granted, but then you die of a post streak. :O

I wish you'd give me some of your gil. :D

[Kat]

granted but since it was a gift im not gonna XD
i wish i wasnn't wired O.O

[Hydra]

Granted, but you're wired anyway. You just don't know.

I wish I was rich. o_0

[Kat]

granted but you get robbed by ebil bunnies =o
i wish i had a mustang :D

[Hydra]

Granted, but you crash it. :O

I wish my bunnies were in my control again.

[Kat]

granted but they attacked you too ^W^
i wish i wasn't hungry

[Xartex]

Granted, instead you loose your hearing... :confused:

I wish I was a gold chocobo

[Mega Flare]

Granted but ppl just use u for storage space and nout else.

I wish me dog neva barked.

[John Smith]

Granted. Your dog now howls at night XD

I wish I had some candy! =D

[Yoko Kurama]

Granted, but someone poisoned it.

I wish I had good luck forever.

[Kat]

granted but its for football luck
i wish i could go back 1000 years in time

[blukazoo159]

granted but u change something and made it so u never existed!!!!

i wish for giant fluffy underpants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

[Kat]

uh.....XD granted but..XD since the genie can't stop laughing you don't get them
i wish i had silver hair like Sephiroth

[Xartex]

Granted, but to get it you become old

I wish that the evil genie would be my friend

[Kat]

granted but its only for 1 min.
i wish i could meet my favorite pianist

[Yoko Kurama]

Granted, but you pass out from shock.

I wish that I could get a copy of Kingdom Hearts 3 and have it insured so that if that copy messed up I could get another. (Yes, I had to be specific)

[Kat]

Lol,granted but some burglars broke both copies
i wish i could find a good Kadaj role playing costume

[blukazoo159]

granted but it catches fire and is destroyed!!!

i wish for the worlds best joke!!!

[John Smith]

Granted, but you realise that it isn't as funny as you think and suicide.

I wish for a burger :p

[blukazoo159]

granted, but it is from wendies and gas a finger in it!!!!!!lol


i wish for world piece!!!

[Kat]

granted but then Jenova appears and ruins it...
i wish i had some french fries im hungry XD

[John Smith]

Granted, but they're cold, so you throw them into the garbage bin.

I wish pigs could fly :)

[Spec Highwind]

But then you would fall xD

I wish I was on vacances...

[John Smith]

Granted, but as the evil genie deoesn't understand french, he just gives you a lolly-pop.

I wish I was taller (I've already asked for this haven't I? Oh well, so many wishes wished :D)

[Spec Highwind]

But then you wouldn't fit in this world.

I wish for peace in the world (rofl) (seriously) (c'mon) (I do) (at least I think I do)

[John Smith]

Granted, but you and your whole family have to die in order for that to happen.

I wish Kat would stop making up false Al Bhed sentences :(

[Spec Highwind]

But then she wouldn't stop talking al-bhed for the rest of her life.

I wish I had more inspiration...

[John Smith]

Granted, but only for 3 minutes :D

I wish I could know everything :D:p

[blukazoo159]

wish granted but ur brain gets fried from the strain.

i wish i had a tigon!!!

[Kat]

granted but it eats you...
i wish the FFX characters were real people
<3

[John Smith]

Granted, but they think that you are Sin and kill you in battle :D

I wish I could run really really fast without that little pain in the abdominal zone :D

[Kat]

granted but then your legs hurt
i wish i was a nicer person XD

[John Smith]

Granted, but then everyone is rude to you.

I wish that Griever came back.

[Kat]

Granted...but eh...he doesn't post
i wish i was a berserker :D

[blukazoo159]

wish granted but you get mistaked for a fiend and rin kills, stuffs, and mounts you on the wall in the travle agency in the thunder plains!

i wish i hade the calbadog and the sun siggle and crest.

[Xartex]

Granted but the genie steals your controller so you can't play until you get a new one

I wish I had a hammer...

[Yoko Kurama]

Granted, but it falls from the sky, hits you , and kills you.

I wish I could do nothing but listen to The Black Parade all day long...

[blukazoo159]

granted but u dont eat eather and u die from starvation!!!

i wish i had a PS 21!!!!

[Kat]

granted but it breaks 2 mins after you get one
i wish i had silver hair

[Miyu_]

Granted, but it turns you old and you die from old age.

I wish I could be with the love of my life forever...

[John Smith]

Granted, but then you two get gluesd to each other and get so embarassed that you won't leave your house :D

I wish it wasn't raining :(

[Yoko Kurama]

Granted, but it never rains again.

I wish Miyu and myself could be together forever... without being glued together.

[John Smith]

Granted. You get tapped into eachother :D

I wish that it would never rain on Tuesdays for the rest of this school year! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease :)

[Miyu_]

Granted, but it never rains any other days either so you die from the heat.

I wish that Yoko and I could be together forever without being glued, taped, sewed, etc. together... {{ Yes, we're going to keep at this for awhile!! -lol- }}

[Kat]

eh..granted but one of you dies and the other lives forever =o
i wish i was half cat

[Mega Flare]

Granted but it's the back end so you always stop dig a hole a poop in it.

I wish i cud summon bahumat and have him not kill,hurt (or anything like tht) me and tht he wud kill the ppl i hate.

[Kat]

granted but Yu Yevon possessed it =o then it kills you
i wish my cat would stop tearing holes in the dog food bag -_-"

[blukazoo159]

granted but it tears holes in the dog instead.

i wish dogs and cats had the lifespan of people.

[Xartex]

Granted, but the cats and dogs lifespan does not become longer, the human lifespan becomes shorter so we only live to 20 or something

I wish my cat would not meow so much

[John Smith]

Granted, but you cant talk either.

I wish it was eating time :D

[Yoko Kurama]

Granted, but they make you eat your least favorite food.

I wish that Avenged Sevenfold and My Chemical Romance would do a concert together.

[John Smith]

Granted, but you can't assist it.

I wish I had a ticket.

[Kat]

granted but its expired
i wish i could meet Hinder <3

[John Smith]

Granted, but he doesn't give you any importance.

I wish I could flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :D

[Kat]

granted but a hunter thinks you're a rare bird and shoots you =o
i wish i was an FFX goddess XD

[John Smith]

If I'm a rare bird, why would anyone want to kill me? :D

Granted, but you're a mortal godess, so I kill you :D

I wish I could flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (Without getting shot :D)

[Yoko Kurama]

Granted, but you actually turn into a bird and get captured.

I wish that I could weild the material Soul Reaver.

[John Smith]

Granted, but the Evil Geanie misreads your post and thinks you asked for a Soul Reaper, so you get your soul ripped :D

I wish I could flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (Without getting killed, shot or anything mean happen to me :D) (Yes, I have to be accurate :D)

[Kat]

granted but you crash into a tree and die XD
i wish i was like Yuna

[Spec Highwind]

But then your beloved one would fade away...

I wish I could play every game Square will make in the future... now!

[Kat]

granted but they are all boring =o
i wish i was a rockstar

[Spec Highwind]

But then you would suicide yourself because of all the fame...

I wish that... that... that... hum...


Oh! I want Dirge of Cerberus! It was released here today O.O

[Kat]

just today?! wow it came out a while ago here ^.^
granted but they are all sold out before you get one
i wish it wasn't so cold here >.<
brrr..

[Spec Highwind]

Then it would be too hot... you would start melting. (do you want me to warm you? ^^)

I wish I had new good songs to listen to... Always the same ones... bah...

[John Smith]

Granted, but you get deph (Sabes... surdo :D, ñ sei escrever em ingles ^_^'') and can't listen to them anyway :D

I wish I could jump really really high without hitting my head against something nor something hidding my head :D

[Kat]

granted but you jump high and then freeze and are stuck there 4ever XD
i wish knew what to wish for....
(i have everything i ever wanted and don't know what to wish for ^___^)

[John Smith]

Granted, but you forget :D

I wish you had a better memory :D

[Kat]

o.0 granted but then yours gets crappy
i wish Zanarkand was a real city

[Spec Highwind]

But then you would have to go there with smith

I wish I had a new cat...

[John Smith]

Granted, but it's always scratching you and ripping your sofas apart :D

I wish Kat wasn't mean to me :(

[Spec Highwind]

But then she would die :(

I wish I was a nobody so I could steal john's cookies

[John Smith]

Granted, but as a nobody, you turn into a ghost. As ghosts are matterless, you cannot steal my cookies :D

I wish I could remember to give some of my cookies (They must be rotten by now, but... nevermind >.>) to Spec :D

[Spec Highwind]

But Spec doesn't want your cookies

(Nobodies aren't ghosts)

I wish I had the patience to play KHII again, this time in Proud Mode

[John Smith]

Granted, but once you finish your first mission, you get bored again :D

I wish Spec would explain some stuff to me :D

[Kat]

granted but you still don't understand
@Smith im not being mean to you,lol-your kinda like a brother to me im picking on you;big difference :p

i wish my homework was easier

[Oolyan]

You are now able to understand and do the questiones but now you jave millions of questiones to do

i wish for a working unbreakable hard drive

[John Smith]

Granted, but it jams alot and you destroy it :D

I wish I was taller and could flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :D


@Smith im not being mean to you,lol-your kinda like a brother to me im picking on you;big difference :p

:O :o :p

[Spec Highwind]

But then your head would hit the moon xD

I wish I had the patience to return to Photoshop, as a GFXer...

[Kat]

lol,granted but then your computer keeps freezing ^^
i wish i could throw a party with out my parents being home :D

[Spec Highwind]

But they would come back and ruin it all

I wish I had FFIII DS

[Kat]

granted but it breaks
i wish i looked like Rikku

[Spec Highwind]

But then you would be a virtual character o.O

I wish Nobuo Uematsu composed a character theme for me...

Nobuo Uematsu - Spec's

sounds nice? ^^

[Mega Flare]

Granted but it's the worst piece of music he's EVER done (none is bad apart from your theme :D)

I wish i could meet Sephiroth

[Spec Highwind]

But he would kill you ^^

I wish I could meet Celes :p

[Kat]

granted but then you get stuck in the video game and get killed by a fiend =o
i wish Shuyin was real <3

[Spec Highwind]

But he was really stupid and dumb :p

I wish I could find all those synthesis materials in KHII

[Yoko Kurama]

Granted, but you only get one of each and can't synthesize the new items you need to complete the journal.Bwahaha

I wish I could synthesize the rest of the items I need in KH2.(Then my journal would be complete and I could see the secret ending!!!)

[Spec Highwind]

And your PS2 will crash right when you defeat Xehanort xD

I wish I could find more of this cool J-Rap

[Axel]

Granted, you recieve the final J-Rap CD ever to be made, then the giant evil rampaging monkey of the eleventh dimention eats it, then he laughs like a moose.

I wish that I could be alone.

[Spec Highwind]

But then everyone would disappear...

...forever!

I wish I didn't disappear =o

[Yoko Kurama]

Granted, but Jhimian kills you to get his alone time.

I wish that I was the Keyblade master.

[Oolyan]

yes but all keyblades in the world get destroyed

i wish i could eat the best food in the world

[Axel]

Granted, I'am the cheif.

I wish I was dead

[Spec Highwind]

Granted, but it would be the painfulest death ever.

I wish I didn't have to kill you (or I would have freakin' nightmares for the rest of my life)

[Tiny Bronco]

Granted, but instead you end up killing Bambi!!!

I wish I didn't have to run in the cold everyday. (sports)

[John Smith]

Granted. You now run into an inferno that I like to call... your little hell >: D

I wish I could propose :p :$ :$ :$ :$

[Kat]

granted but you get rejected XD
i wish i was in Florida with out me,my best friend,or the little state of Florida being harmed ^_____________^

[John Smith]

Granted. Your brother does XD

I wish I could flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy and have that music XD Oh wait, I DO have that music XDDDDDDDDDDD

[Axel]

Granetd, You fly close to the sun while the Pina Colada is playing.

I wish I owned a galaxy.

[bexter_girlgenius]

Granted, but its only tiny and it blows up after you get it.

I wish some people weren't so irritating. :mad:

[Kat]

granted but then everyone gets annoying -__-"
i wish still wish i was in Florida with my best bud :D

[Spec Highwind]

but then he would kill you

I wish I would be there to kill you first

[Kat]

granted but i grow powerful and kick your ass >.< meanie
i wish Griever was here

[Spec Highwind]

I would kill him, too xD

I wish that I could play FFXI again =)

[Kat]

granted but since your being mean and you didn't kill anyone in the first post,the Genie kills you and no one notices =)
i wish i could meet Tara Strong

[Genesis Rhapsodos]

wish granted, but its only a blow up doll of tara =)

i wish i had a tiny peice of tape

[John Smith]

Granted, but it's so tini tiny that you let it fall from your hand and can't ever find it again :D

I wish I knew the names of all the songs that I like :D

[Kat]

granted but you get the names all mixed up XD
i wish i could go on vacation without my family for once -__-"

[Xartex]

Ganted but then you have to go with a class od first graders

I wish I would not be so tierd

[Phoenix Flame]

Granted, but you'll have to sleep twice as much now. Enjoy the 1/3 of your life your awake!

I wish I had more '0's after the 3 in my bank account.

[John Smith]

Granted, but thei're on the left of the , XD

I wish I was taller and could flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (Yep, my imagination is that limited XD)

[Kat]

granted but instead of getting wings people shoot you with a tranq. and put you on an airplane...
i wish there was a party i could go to tonite..im so bored right now

[John Smith]

Granted, but it's even more boring than at your house.

I wish that my imagination wasn't so limited :D

[Spec Highwind]

But then your brain would blow up.

I wish I could voodoo-kill someone.

[John Smith]

Granted. You kill yourself :D

I wish I could jump so high that it looked like I was flying :D

[Kat]

granted but you jump into a helicoper blade and die =o
i wish i could go somewhere were its quiet and i could be alone

[Xartex]

Granted, you are buried in a wooden chest 6 feet below, quiet and no1 will bother you

I wish I could be more efficient

[John Smith]

Granted, but then everyone thinks that you're a nerd and don't want to hang around you anymore :D

I wish I wasn't hungry :D

[Yoko Kurama]

Granted, but when you eat you get food poisoning and die.

I wish that life were easier...

[Cloud101]

Granted, but you turn into a flower and are lost forever!


I wish I could use lightning magic, and were immune to it as well!

[Genesis Rhapsodos]

wish granted but you zapp the genie and lose all of your powers. =)


i wish i was the evil genie!!! mwuahahahhahahahaha!

[Cloud101]

Granted but you are forced to grant all of the billion wishes demanded a day! HAHAHAHAHA



I wish I was Lord Sesshomoru!!!

[Axel]

Granted, You are Lord Sesshomoru, then Inuyasha kills you then he wears your organs like clothing.

I wish that I had a raisen.

[Kat]

granted but it was poisoned and you get really sick
i wish life wasn't so confusing

[Genesis Rhapsodos]

wish granted... your life is more simple...hey is that the grim reaper standing behind you?
i already am the evil genie... i cant grant myself a wish.. =))

[John Smith]

Granted, you're now the regular person that can wish and never become the evil genie again :D

I wish I knew what to wish for XD

[Kat]

granted the genie makes a wish for you and demons torture you =o
i wish not that i was rich but had more money

[Xartex]

granted, you get 1 dollar extra :p

I wish I was Homer

[John Smith]

Granted, but then you turn yellow :D

I wish my hair was brighter :D

[Cloud101]

Granted, but the blinding light burns your and your loved ones eyes, and you all have to get expencive surgery!


I wish that I was 25, so that my hair could be all white, like Sephiroth!

[Yoko Kurama]

Granted, but you go prematurely bald.

I wish that I had a robot like Gir from Invader Zim. (Has anyone actually seen this show?)

[Cloud101]

Granted, but I scrap it's body!!!!!!!!Mua hahahaha!!!!!!


I wish I could eternaly protect the earth and its people no matter the conciquences:)!!!!

[Yoko Kurama]

Granted, but before you can save anyone you have a heart attack and die!!!!

I wish that the genie wouldn't have scrapped Gir's body...

[Cloud101]

Granted, but it malfunctions and kills you!!!!!!


I wish I had the power to sense the emotions of those that I care about:)!

[Kat]

granted but the emotions are so sad you can't handle it and it tortures you...
i wish i had one blue eye and one green eye

[Cloud101]

Granted, but you loose your eyesight!



I wish I could see the girl I care about the most!

[John Smith]

Granted, but she cokmpletely ignores you :D ;) :D

I wish that my hair was brighter but not so bright as someone said on the last page (Sorry, I forgot ^_^'')

[Mega Flare]

granted but it's 2 bright and we get blinded

i wish adverts wud bugger off

[John Smith]

Granted, but they all go to your nose :D (bugger, get it? :D)

I wish that Zeon would come back.

[Kat]

granted but noposts :p
i wish i was 18 years old

[Blaze]

granted but you get tired of this site.


I wish I have enough gil to buy a weapon, armor, and helmet on this site

[Yoko Kurama]

Granted, but it's all weak and you might as well not have it at all.

I wish that I could stay on this computer all day without it getting damaged, shut off, of losing the internet connection.

[Cloud101]

Granted, but you only get spam mail!!!!Mwahahahahahahahaha,hehehe!


I wish, that I had a Death Note!!!

[Yoko Kurama]

Granted, but someone else gets one and writes your name in theirs, kills you, and takes yours.

I wish that I had the only Death Note and could write anything instantly.

[Cloud101]

Granted, but you create a world of creepy nice people, and you can never change that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I wish I could help people more than I do:(.

[Kat]

granted but you get nothing in return...
i wish i could take this stupid cast off my hand -_-"

[John Smith]

Granted. Instead, it goes to your head :D

I wish that I had a baloon :D:p

[Kat]

granted but Kat pops you "Balloon" with her claws
i wish my hand would stop hurting >.<

[Xartex]

Granted, now every other part of your body hurt

I wish I could run really fast

[Kat]

granted but you run so fast your legs burn up..
i wish it wasn't snowing right now >.<

[Cloud101]

Granted, but you get a sun burn!(P.S. : I don't mind if I don't get any thing in return for helping people :) )


I wish I could be there for my friends, whenever they're having a hard time :D!

[Kat]

:p Granted but they end up hurting their self any way (that was hard to think up lol)
i wish i was taller

[John Smith]

Granted, but you get so tall that you don't fit even in the tallest sky-scrapper! O.O

I wish that my leg wouldn't hurt :(

[Kat]

granted but then your other leg hurts :p
i wish my hair wasn't curly

[Cloud101]

Granted, but you get split ends!!:D:D:D

(only one thing makes me happy, it's depressing really) I wish more things made me happy!:)

[Kat]

granted but they are all sad things that make you happy (you're giving me all the hard wishes to grant :p)

i wish i wasn't so far away

[Axel]

Granted, You're are further away from the place you want to be.


I wish for a penny.

[John Smith]

Granted, but you lose it :D

I wish that I could make up my mind for once and for all!

[Kat]

granted but you loose your mind too

i wish it wasn't all snowy here

[John Smith]

Granted. It gets so hot that you have to walk around bald and naked and still be hot, even with air conditioning and fans :D

I wish that Kat wouldn't be naked. Oh, my eyes are burniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing @_@

[Kat]

Smith..your scaring me O.O seriously
granted but you die first

i wish i had Black hair

[John Smith]

Granted, but it gets so dark that it starts sucking every inch of light that there is, turning the whole universe into one big dark scary and spooky thing :S

I wish that what I said above wouldn't happen :S

[Kat]

XD granted but then YOU get black hair

i wish i could meet Hinder

[John Smith]

Granted but he doesn't meet you :D

I wish that my hair wouldn't turn black!

[Kat]

granted but it does anyway

i wish i had another kitten

[John Smith]

Granted, but they all dye 1 second after :D (Revenge is sweet :D)

I wish that I could work faster :p

[Kat]

granted but you screw everything up :mad:

i wish that John Smith wasn't a Kitten murderer

[Xartex]

Granted, but he becomes a cat murderer

I wish I had a better job

[John Smith]

Granted, but your salary is the minimum that you can have in any country :D

I wish that I hasn't scared of dogs XD (Only the ones that bark alot and bite >.<)

[Xartex]

Granted, now you are scared of every other animal in the world, including all the insects and stuff

I wish I was the ruler of the world

[Cloud101]

Granted, but you're overthrown, and killed!


I wish for a red bladed katana for Christmas!!

[Yoko Kurama]

Granted, but you accidently swing it around testing it, kill your grandmother, and get arrested.

I wish that I could be on FFNet...FOREVER!!!!!

[Cloud101]

Granted, but...um...man this one is HARD! Ah, when FFNET is shut down by the government for it's exessive funness, your mind implodes!Hahahahaha

I wish I didn't suffer from myopia (it's a disease :().

[Oolyan]

granted but now you get aids

i wish i had the bets gaming computer in ther world

[Cloud101]

Granted, but you are killed, and the gov. takes it!Hehehe



I wish that I could fly!

[John Smith]

Granted, but I steal that power from you! =D

I wish that I also didn't have myopia :(

[Axel]

Granted, the cure gave you The Plague.

I wish I had a never-ending supply of water.

[John Smith]

Granted, but you die anyway :p

I wish that people weren't mean to me :(

[Kat]

granted but then they all die and haunt you 4ever

i wish it was March 23,2006

[John Smith]

Why?

Granted, but the eveil genie didn't see the 6 in 2006, so you go back into 23rd March 200 :D

I wish that my other PC wasn't broken :'(

[Kat]

granted then your keyboard break

i wish there was no snow >.<

[Xartex]

Granted, but the snow doesn't fall where you live (there is like 20 cm snow here or something like that) :D

I wish there were less snow here :p

[Cloud101]

Granted, but after that, you are pelted to death by giant chunks of hail!


I wish i wish that homeless people would get off their butts and get a job! :mad:

[John Smith]

Granted, uh... but then you get homeless and have to get off your butt and get a job too :D

I wish that Soma's wishes were easier to twist :D

[Kat]

(me too XD) granted but then Kat's wishes get hard to grant,lol

i wish i had hair like Yunalesca

[John Smith]

Granted, but you get ugly :D

I wish that I had more time :(

[Kat]

granted you get more time..but it goes faster

i wish i was prettier

[John Smith]

Granted, but only you can see that, other people see you uglier.

I wish I could flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :D (again :D)

[Kat]

granted but its only for 2 seconds :p

i wish i didn't have to go so far from home in March

[John Smith]

Granted. Your home goes far away from you :D

I wish that Kat could now twist my wishes for the rest of time :D

[Kat]

granted but she ignores your wish =o :p

i wish i could get a job

[John Smith]

Granted. You now have to make ciment :D

I wish that Kat would ciment herself XDDDDDDDDDDDD j/k

[Kat]

...wish not accepted please drop another quarter into the machine to continue
i wish i wasn't bored,lol

[John Smith]

Heeeeeey... you have to grant my wish! :(

[Kat]

not if you don't make one i can't XD ^

i wish i had long white hair

[John Smith]

Granted, but it falls.

I wish that Kat granted that wish of mine that she did not grant :(

[Kat]

granted but she still didn't grant it :p

i wish i didn't have to run in gym tomorrow -_-"

[John Smith]

Granted, but you have gym class for the rest of the term :D

I wish that Kat wasn't so mean to me :(

[Kat]

granted but she becomes stupid (im not mean to you!)

i wish Smith would stop sayin im being mean :(

[John Smith]

Granted. Now it's Spec :D

I wish that Kat wasn't stupid XD

[Cloud101]

Granted, then her boyfriend (Stephen) comes and kickes your butt for saying that she is!!!


I wish that I had a digital camera!

[John Smith]

XD

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish that I didn't have a zit in my... in my... in my body >.>

[Kat]

O.o granted but then you get a mole XD

i wish it was 95 degrees where i am right now-im cold >.<

[John Smith]

Granted, but it's 95 degrees Celcius, thus, you melt :p

I wish that this stupid zit didn't hurt :(

[Cloud101]

Granted, but it triples in size!!!Muahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

I wish that the dance tonight goes well! :D

[Yoko Kurama]

Granted, but after the dance you trip and break your face. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I wish that I didn't have to do my magazine project...

[John Smith]

Granted. You have to do everyone else's though XD

I wish that is snowed here in Portugal :p

[Kat]

granted but you freeze to death and no one ever finds your body

i wish i was a cat :D

[John Smith]

Granted, but a dog eats you XD

I wish that I was stronger :D

[Kat]

granted but the steroids uh shink a few body parts...and then no one likes you 4 using drugs

i wish fiends where real (haha it would be great to run around slashing fiends with a Katana ^^)

[John Smith]

Who said that I wanted to use drugs? I'm against those all the way.

Granted, but they kill you in 1 look XD

I wish that Kat wasn't so impulsive :rolleyes:

[Axel]

Granted, now she is suisidal.

I wish I had 10 extra hours every day

[Kat]

granted but those 10 extra hrs are listening to old ladies sing...

i wish i had black hair

[John Smith]

Granted, but you turn black too XD

I wish that Kat wasn't black O_o I can't see her at night! :'(

[Xartex]

granted, now she is as bright as the sun so you can't look at her anyways

I wish I had a nice car

[Cloud101]

Granted, but it's stolen(shoulda seen that cumin)


I wish I knew what to do!

[Yoko Kurama]

Granted, but your brain explodes and implodes at the same time.

I wish that Cloud101 didn't die from the explosion/implosion of his brain.

[Cloud101]

YOU JERK!!!:mad:
Granted, but I don't feel the pain, for only my body stays alive!

I wish that it was easy to say :(

[John Smith]

Granted, but hmmmmm... your house collapses :D

I wish that there were no fights :(

[Yoko Kurama]

Granted, but there is a new sick and twisted way to solve disagreements.

I wish that I could get good inspiration for a poem.

[Cloud101]

Granted, but you forget it!!

I wish that Yoko could make up his mind!

[blackstar]

He makes up his mind, but then someone offeres him a new choice.

[John Smith]

Ahem...:rolleyes:

[Yoko Kurama]

HaHa, blackstar messed up!!!

[blackstar]

Im sorry everybody the bell rang and i got in a hurry

I wish for a yellow penguin

[John Smith]

Granted, but he turns pink XD

I wish that blackstar didn't mess up (even though there was no trouble caused :D)

[Kat]

eh granted but then you mess up :p

i wish i wasn't so confused >.< *sigh*

[John Smith]

Granted, but then you get a headache :S

I wish that Kat wasn't sad :(:(:(

[Kat]

lol..granted but then she gets depressed

i wish guys wern't so hard to deal with

[John Smith]

Granted, but dads get XD (Oh my @_@)

The person below me is watching TV XD

[Kat]

...i can't grant that wish until you fix it a lil bit :rolleyes: