Evil Genie!

[Blaze]

Granted, but you kill your self for felling too good

I wish i could find a girl for me that will see me for who i really am

[Hydra]

Granted, but you don't like what you find.

I wish I had some gil. =O

[Kat]

XD granted but it gets stolen =o

i wish i was closer to some friends

[Hydra]

Granted, but they move when you get there.

I wish my cable bill wasn't so high. =O

[Blaze]

Granted, but your other bills go through the roof

I wish my friends would come & vist me

[Hydra]

Granted, but you don't really have a good time.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Blaze]

Granted, but you don't like it


I wish all me friends were on

[Hydra]

Granted, but you have to get off.

I wish the Genie wasn't evil.

[Blaze]

Granted, but............crud....................he goes back to evil


I wish Hydra didn't post so quick it is driving me insane

[Hydra]

Granted, but I still do, only you don't go insane.

I wish Criminal Minds wasn't so good.

[Blaze]

Granted, but you go insane about it


I wish i didn't go insane

[Hydra]

Granted, but you get sent to jail, since you don't have an excuse when you go to court about being insane.

I wish I didn't just confuse myself.

[Blaze]

Granted, but it happens again & you get sent to a mental instusesion


I wish i knew how to spell a lot of words

[Hydra]

Granted, but your mind overflows with the immense power of knowledge, and you go crazy.

I wish I could go to bed. =P

[jedi geoff]

granted, but in doing so you WET THE BED HAHAHAHAHAHH

i wish the girl i liked liked me :D

[John Smith]

Granted, but she likes some other person better than you :D

I wish that I wasn't confused :S

[jedi geoff]

granted, but U LOSE YOUR TESTICALS AHAHAHAHAHAAH


i wish i could change my title

[Yggdrasill]

Wish granted, but then you lose 525 gil. =P

I wish I could dodge bullets.

[Hydra]

Granted, but you certainly can't dodge a sword. =D

I wish you could dodge the swords, cause then you'd be like Neo, and stuff. XD

[Phoenix Flame]

*poof!* Granted, but you get hit by a bus!

"If you can dodge traffic..."

XD

I wish I wasn't so bored (and at work!)

[Hydra]

Granted, but you get caught in an unboring love rectangle, not at your work.

I wish I could finish up this battle topic. XD

[Kat]

um..granted but you get in trouble for doing it o.o

i wish i had another kitten

[Hydra]

Granted, but it's hair is shaved off, and you love it less. O_o

I wish I woke up a few hours ago.

[jedi geoff]

granted, but for those extra hours you were unbelievebly tired and fell asleep NOW

Edit: whoops didnt wish!!!!

um wish i never got tired....

[Slider]

Granted, but eventually people make fun of you that you can't sleep
I wish to be always healthy

[Hydra]

Granted, but you get hit by a car. ='(

I wish I had a drink. =D

[Slider]

Granted, but you choke on it (just slightly!)
I wish to become a great footballer (<<<<True wish!)

[Hydra]

Granted, but in a game, you break your foot. =O

I wish I had invincible fingers! XDD

[Slider]

Granted, but that's pretty much what you have.......you're a hand
whatever i get, i wish the person below me gets it double

[Hydra]

You get a million, so I get two. =P

I wish I didn't have to make such a hard decision. XD

[Slider]

Hey I'm a millionair!

Granted, you lead a pety meaningless life! XD
I wish I would travel the world

[Axel]

Granted, your travel agent dies choking on tuna

I wish I was an expert at First Person Shooters! ;a06

[Yoko Kurama]

Granted, but you're so good, that you're banned from all first person shooters...PERMANENTLY!

I wish that I could have a moogle as a pet.

[Hydra]

Granted, but I contact you from Mognet in FF3, and I take the moogle with me.

I wish my Final Fantasy Seven worked. =(

[Axel]

Granted, everother game is broken

I wish I could perform magic.

[Hydra]

Granted, but you try a trick and kill yourself by incident.

I wish I could be on "The Sarah Silverman" show. =D

[Yoko Kurama]

Granted, but you are one of the people with AIDS.

I wish that Hydra didn't take my moogle.

[Hydra]

Granted, but Kat takes it instead!

I wish I could meet Gwen Stefani! =D

[Yoko Kurama]

Why would you want to do that?

Granted, but she gets hit by a bus.

I wish that no person could take my moogle.

[Hydra]

Granted, but it dies a loner, since you can't take it either, since no one means "no one".

I wish I could be in t3h television.

[Axel]

Granted, I rise from the Dead then I use my powers to give it "Electrogonoria"

I wish I had a sandwhich

[Hydra]

Granted, but it's full of hair and mayo *gasp* =O

I wish the present that arrived at my house was for me. XD

[Slider]

it is, unfortunately you find Chucky in it n he comes after you!
Wish it would stop snowing!

[Hydra]

Granted, but it starts to rain, and you flood. Then you wish you would've wished that the snow melted, and not gone away! XD!!

I wish I didn't have to explain all of that.

[Axel]

Granted, a highly intellegent robot does it for you, he has "Electrogonoria" he goes crazy.

I wish my brain had a flash drive port.

[Slider]

Granted, but bein such an expensive part it ends up being stolen from you (leaving you with ahole in your head?)
I wish the evil genie becomes good!

[Hydra]

Granted, but then the topic becomes obsolete, and all the things we wished for go away. Even your million dollars you got a while back. =D

I wish I weren't sick.

[Slider]

Granted, but while celebrating your health you get a few long-term injuries
I wish I would never get banned from Ffnet!

[FinaLMooNLighT]

Granted but your mother will ban you from using computers.

I wish I would ace my tests.

[Kat]

granted but people think you're a cheater and come after you.

I wish all the snow would melt. >.<

[Phoenix Flame]

Granted...but (like in Chicago yesterday) it melts into lakes and everyone get's pwned by mother nature XD!

[Phoenix Flame]

Granted...but (like in Chicago yesterday) it melts into lakes and everyone get's pwned by mother nature XD!

I wish I could be an Astronaut...and don't even say I run outta O2...get a little creative would ya! XD

[white mage]

granted, but your rope breaks and you get stranded on Mars. You survive for 3 days, THEN you run out of O2.

[Hydra]

Granted, but you didn't wish for anything, so you get nothing.

I wish you made a wish, so I could screw it up someway. XD

[Drake]

Granted, but your wished gets screwed up (nullified) one day.

W!sh ! h4d m3 4 m0unt4!n 0f ch33s3. St!nky ch33s3. Mmmmm. T4sty. Sup3rb. It's ch33s3 3cst4cy b3y0nd m0rt4l c0mpr3h3ns!on. Sw33t.

[Slider]

Granted! But then you wake from that dream with mice fighting over a cheese slice on your belly

I wish my band would go worldwide ;) (Well...not really!)

[white mage]

Granted, but your singer gets arrested for drug abuse, and you all get sued, and are in debt so badly you are thrown out on the street like a common hobo, and you are mocked daily for your failure. HaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!!

I wish that hadn't taken so long!

[Slider]

tha was harsh, but i can sing instead of the vocalist (or our other guitarist!)we never lose hope ;)

Granted, but you forget what you're even talking about!

I wish I never lose my memories!

[white mage]

Granted, but all of your worst fears and memories come to haunt you, and you can never escape them!!!!!!!!

I wish I had a puppy. :p

[Slider]

Granted, but it's a toy puppy (man you really love me dont'ya!)

I wish I'm always healthy

[white mage]

Granted, but(outcome 1) Scientists learn of your immunity to all diseases, and track you down and disect you to learn your secret. (outcome 2) All of the rest of humanity are stricken by the plague, and die off one by one, leaving you to suffer for the rest of eternity. Mwahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

I wish someone else did this as wll as me.

[Hydra]

Granted, but they don't do a better job than you.

I wish I didn't have to go out of state today. ;_;

[white mage]

(I accept the complement :) ) granted, but you go tommorrow, and NEVER come back. Then you'll die and never see your family or friends again! Mwahahahahahahahaa!

I wish you weren't going out of state either.

[Hydra]

Granted, but, y'know, I do anyway.

I wish I had something to eat too. ;_:

[white mage]

Granted, but you never stop eating and blow up!!!

I wish that explosion would be equivalent to an atomic bomb, and it didn't reach me. You'd be ut-of-state. Ha.

[Hydra]

Granted, but you spelled "out" wrong, so it hits you anyway.

I wish I could go to sleep.

[Yoko Kurama]

Granted, but you stay asleep forever.

I wish that I had my moogle back and I could be it's only owner.

[Kat]

granted but it gets burgled

I wish it was 90 degrees were i am right now ^^

[Slider]

Granted but it's in Clesius :p

I wish my leg would FINALY heal

[Kat]

what happened to it? :( granted but your arm then gets sore...

i wish i was in Florida

[Slider]

(A wise-guy shot my muscle instead of the ball :p, tnx 4 caring)
Granted, but it's storms season so you can't enjoy the beach!

I wish i visited California!

[Kat]

(o.o owwie,hope ya feel better ^^)
granted,but a landslide wrecks everything

i wish i was a little better at drawing

[Slider]

Granted but someone takes all your pencils :p

I wish never to lie

[Kat]

granted but you get put in jail for telling the popos that j00 burgled something o__o
(how could you?! :p j/k)


i wish my family was better than it is now -_-"

[Slider]

Granted, but eventually you miss your old family n go back to steal your pets back!
Walk straight to jail without passing the start point or taking 200$ :p (And join me :D)

I wish I would've never left school! (to college)

[FinaLMooNLighT]

Granted, but you can never leave school and eventually die there and become a ghost and haunt only there.(Like moaning Myrtle except you don't have to haunt the bathroom)

I want to be perfect.

[Seyluv]

Granted, but really o one can be perfect.

I wish I knew some K-pop fans on here FFnet

[John Smith]

Granted, but they completely ignore you.

I wish EmpressCrystal was (even) funnier!

[Seyluv]

Wish Granted, but I really don't have much of a funny side. Well unless I talk about DBSK.

I wish M.C The Max will be known as legends

[Fawkes Lament]

Granted, but the fame gets to their heads and they split up.

I wish I was smarter than everyone

[Seyluv]

Wish granted, but it isn't always good to be super smart.

I wish I was dating a guy like Loz

[Fawkes Lament]

Granted, but he's a jerk.

I wish I could be alone on the planet.

[Seyluv]

Granted, but really isn't a grat thing to just be along. You got bore in less then a half year.

I wish I was the ruler of this world

[Slider]

Granted, eventually neighbouring Aliens come and kick you off your throne!

I wish my sword was always sharp!

[John Smith]

Granted, but you accidentaly stab yourself and die.

I wish PEOPLE WOULD UNDERSTAND WHAT POSSESSIVE PRONOUNS ARE AND MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;ang

[white mage]

Granted, but in learning this, too many people know too much, and the government destroys the few people who's head doesn't explode. (take that!)

I wish you would SHUTUP! (That was fun)

[John Smith]

Granted, but you die. (Yes, this was fun. :))

I wish I could use my time better.

[Seyluv]

Granted

I wish my forum was as active as this one.

[Kat]

granted but no one likes it

I wish i was famous @_@

[Seyluv]

Granted, but ended up letting fame get to your head.

I wish I was a better designer

[Kat]

granted but no one likes your work

i wish i could meet Chad Kroeger <3

[Slider]

Heh that guy reminds me of Nicholas Cage

Anywayz, granted but before you meet him Genie turns you into a guy! :p


I wish to win every match I play!

[Seyluv]

Granted, but ended up being jumped by a gang of people you beat.

I wish I could be best friends with J.Yoon

[white mage]

I have no idea who that is, but here goes: Granted, but his/her(I don't know which) former best friend gets SUPER jealuos, and corners you in a dark ally, then takes revenge and stabs you to .

I wish I could go over to my friends house. (Please think up something creative) Hint: she has roosters with huge spurs. (Just trying to help)

[Hydra]

Granted, but some weird chemical around her house in the night time turns the roosters into CHICKENS. You think about the thought of chicken, and want to cook it. But you find out it has Kung-Fu p0werz! And it gets'cha.

I wish I was more creative. :D

[Seyluv]

Granted, but end up being jumped by other artists who fans all left them for your work.

I wish SS501 was the hottest boy band in Koera.

[white mage]

Granted(I didn't know they were Korean), but the other bands get jealous and kill them all, and somehow they learn that you were the cause of their fame, and track you down and kill you too.

I wish other people loved AFI as much as I do.

[John Smith]

Love like winteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

Granted, but they live in an undeveloped country without an internet connection.

I wish people would mind their bussiness! >_>

[Seyluv]

Lol granted, but you wish got rit of Gossip.

I wish I had a nice team for K_Moonchild.

[Fawkes Lament]

Granted, but they break up...

I wish I could read extremely fast and had the fastest internet connection EVER

[Hydra]

Granted, but God steals it, and bestows it to Wal-Mart. For low prices~

I wish I had a drink. XD

[Seyluv]

Granted, but ended up being Poison, just like DBSK's Yunho

I wish I didn't have to do so many essays

[John Smith]

Granted, but then you fail class.

I wish I would never make a typo again!

[Seyluv]

Granted, but ended up being turn into a super computer.

I wish I could meet M.C The Max

[John Smith]

Granted, but they are rude to you and you make a un-fan club of them.

I wish I wasn't getting sick! :(

[Seyluv]

Granted, but then all your close friends catch your cold.

I wish my computer can download sound effects for my movie

[John Smith]

Granted, but you download the wrong ones! :p

I wish I would be more... enthusiasted.

[Drake]

Granted, but things spin out of control and as a result you end up addicted to Ridilin. (Spellng error?).

I wish Kate Mara was my obidient slave. Mmmmmm.

[Hydra]

Granted, but since she looks so good, you just stare at her, and not ask her to do anything.

I wish I wasn't so smart. =D!

[Seyluv]

Granted, but ended up becoming dumb.

I wish I was married to Sephiroth.

[Drake]

Hydra wrote:

Granted, but since she looks so good, you just stare at her, and not ask her to do anything.

LOL!!

Granted, but he goes into a jealous rage beacuse your magic is stronger than his.

I wish a flaming toilet seat would kill me. Ow.

[Hydra]

Granted, but it doesn't kill you. It gives you first degree burns, and some "chocolate stains".

I wish I could stay home tommorow. XD

[Drake]

Granted, but you are turned into a snail-you will stay home tommorow, but your home will always be on you. Dud3, Th4t's g0tt4 suck.

I wish I was an adult film director.

[Seyluv]

Granted, but a group of angry women file a lawsuit againt you and you lose all your money.

I wish I was married to Seymour.

[Drake]

Granted, but he zaps you-you turn into an Aeon-one that smells-that smells bad.

I wish I was the Supreme Overlord of Rhode Island.

[Seyluv]

Granted, but ended up being overthorne by LeeSu, the lead singer of M.C The Max.

I wish I didn't have to go to school Monday.

[Drake]

Granted, but you end up having to go every Monday for the rest of you life.

I wish I was chocolate.

[Seyluv]

Granted, but ended up being eaten by a huge bear.

I wish I could rule this world with Sephiroth by my side. :D

[Drake]

Granted, but the two of you are cojoined. Ow. And the world shrinks. A lot.

I wish I had my very own Death Star. Hell yeah! Can you smell the reign of immense terror? (I can-it smells good).

[Seyluv]

Granted, but ended up being destoy by The Government

I wish I was in the arms of Sephiroth right now

[Hydra]

Granted, but Majin Buu EATS J00. =O Then dates Sephiroth.

I wish DBZ was real, for a day.

[Seyluv]

Granted, but inorder for this to come true, you must give up your life. Lol!

I wish I could take a pic of myself with my new hair style.

[Drake]

Granted, but the camera explodes. Your hairdo catches fire and is destroyed.

I'm just glad Maijin Boo didn't eat me when I was chocolate.

I wish I was a shapeshifter.

[Seyluv]

Granted, but then ended up being eaten by Maijin Boo

I wish I was hanging with M.C The Max, right now!

[Hydra]

Granted, but fangirls steal them j00. FOREVER.

I wish the genie wasn't so evil. =/

[Drake]

EmpressCrystal wrote:

Granted, but then ended up being eaten by Maijin Boo

LOL!!!!

Granted, but the genie's fondness for hard liqour sways him back to "the dark side".

[Seyluv]

Granted, but you end up becoming as evil as the Genie once was.

I wish the Fangirl bring my boys back

[John Smith]

Granted, but you never know that they're back! Muahahahahahahahaahahaahahaha!!! ;yar

I wish I was taller.

[Seyluv]

Granted, but you end up becoming a giant

I wish I didn't have to do this research paper

[John Smith]

Granted, but you fail class.

I wish I knew how to take a series of screenshots in a row without deleting all the others.

[Seyluv]

Granted, but you picture are of a naked guy

Ahh, my DBSK poster!!! Who did this?!! What happened to Yunho!!! Oh well at least it wasn't M.C The Max.

I wish it was April for I can see M.C The Max again

[John Smith]

Granted, but their concert is on my birthday and you prefer me over them, so you miss them.

I wish Some dudes from here (FFNet) could come to my birthday! :p

[Seyluv]

Granted, but they don't bring any presents

I wish I had a new layout for my M.C The Max Fan-Site

[John Smith]

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish that FFNet wasn't getting all weird.

[Seyluv]

Granted, but 1000' of K-pop fans join, ha ha ha!!!

I wish M.C The Max company wasn't so evil

Wait oh no, what with all this M.C The Max news.
Now the whole M.C The Max Vs. M.C The Max war is about to begin.
Oh man, can't they let me be happy for oneday.

[John Smith]

Now the whole M.C The Max Vs. M.C The Max war is about to begin.

What the...???

Granted, but they turn ebil instead.

I wish EmpressCrystal wasn't so confusing! >.>

[Seyluv]

Wish granted, but I end up being always serious.

Ok this what wish,

I wish M.C The Max company wasn't so evil.

[John Smith]

Granted. It gets "eviller".

I wish that my FF8 for PS didn't jam! :(

[Seyluv]

Granted, but the graphtic aren't clear

I wish I was married to Isu of M.C The Max

[John Smith]

Granted, but he would betray you.

I wish my PC wasn't so slow and jammy! :(

[Seyluv]

Granted, but your computer crashes.

I wish I was in school right now

[Slider]

Granted, u're a straight A nerdy kid who's missin out her life coz of her love to school!
(THAT was easy!)

I wish i would win my football game on friday!

[Seyluv]

Granted, but the team you were to face didn't show up

I wish I could trick my teacher to give me some Services Learning Hours for my site.

[Slider]

Meh, a real reason is that i have a wedding to attend at the game time so....game canceled :(

Anyways. Granted, but eventually he finds out..... you figure out the rest

I wish I could be in 2 places at the same time

[Drake]

Granted, but you are spilt in two-except that each of you are only half your normal size.

I wish I was Jessica Jaymes.

[John Smith]

Granted, but... none cares for you?

I wish I knew who Jessica Jaymes is.

[Slider]

Granted, but that the only thing you know in life :p

I wish i could stop usin smilies :D

[Drake]

There are worse things in life than only knowing who an ultra hot porno babe is. ;)

Anywyay, granted, you become a smilie. And nobody uses you.

I wish I had silver feet. Sweet.

[Slider]

Granted, but as a national wonder, ur country place u in a musuem and u have to stand up and smile for the rest ofur life

I wish the weather was nice today!

[Drake]

Granted, but the weather will be of extreme suck for the rest of all time.
Way to go.

I wish I could wiggle my finger to make explosions.

[Fawkes Lament]

Granted, but the explosions are too big and you get destroyed... SOWWEE

I wish I could download ANYTHING INSTANTLY

[Seyluv]

Granted, but your computer ends up crashing.

I wish I knew other people represent M.C The Max

[Drake]

Granted, but you then forget all about M.C The Max. (Damn, that genie's as creul as he is evil).

I wish I had infinite money.

[Slider]

Granted, but money loses its value coz of u n u become the poorest guy on the planet

I wish everyone had the same intelligence (don't ask why :p)

[Seyluv]

Granted, but everyone don't get like each other

I wish Solid was back to what it used to be

[John Smith]

Granted, but it turns Liquid! :p (Sorry, I just had to! XD)

I wish I had some more culture! :( (I have very little, unfortunatly)

[Drake]

Granted, but so much culture rushes into your head that is explodes. Parts of your brain end up in orbit. Ouch.

I wish my undead winged monkey smelled better.

[Slider]

Granted, but it leaves u repelled by ur own smell

i wish i could do a mega-flare :p

[Xartex]

Grandet, but your target casts reflect and you kill your self..

I wish I wasn't hungry

[Seyluv]

Granted, but you end up being too full

I wish I was a ruler

[Slider]

GRANTED, LOL

but you tell me what's good about being flat, plastic and 12 inches tall!!! :D

I wish i was more creative!

[Seyluv]

Granted, you also end up becoming a famous artists, but you let the fame get to your head and just party all the time rather then work on your art.

I wish my favorite Drama would come back

[John Smith]

Granted, but you cry your eyeballs out and sink the theatre.

I wish that I could fly.

[Slider]

Granted, but you lose ur intrest in drama :p

i wish everything in life was free to all :p

[John Smith]

Granted, but robery turns legal and everyone steals everything from you. When you finally decide to steal all your stuff back, robery turns into a crime again and you're in poverty.

I wish I wasn't so mean! :p

[Seyluv]

Granted, but you become so nice that people mess over you a lot.

I wish M.C The Max will hurry up and come back

[John Smith]

Granted, but they're so fast that you can't catch them.

I wish EmpressCrystal was more creative! :p

[Seyluv]

Granted, but I end up being more creative then you, lol :p

I wish DBSK wasn't so gay (Omg this song kinda good, DBSK getting better :D)

[John Smith]

LOL!

Granted, but they don't like you anyway.

I wish that the game I just created gets sucessful! :p

[Seyluv]

Granted, but it end up being the most fun game on the forum.

I wish Shinhwa and M.C The Max would stay the same age forever and so would I.

[John Smith]

Granted, but y'all get bullied at school and nobody cares about you.

I wish I could find some better evil twists! :p

[Seyluv]

Granted, but a dark wizard takes your soul :p

I wish I could have M.C The Max work for me ;res

[John Smith]

Granted, but they fire you because you don't pay them! xD

I wish someone would play my game! *hint*

[Seyluv]

Granted, but you may not like what I posted.

I wish M.C The Max will perform in Chicago

[John Smith]

Granted, but on that day you will be grounded. :)


I wish EmpressCrystall wouldn't be grounded on that day.

[Seyluv]

Granted, but I end up becoming sick.

I wish I didn't have to turn 18 this year

[John Smith]

Granted. You turn 81! XD

I wish I was funny.

[Drake]

Granted, but you're so funny you die laughing. Ooops.

I wish I was telepathic.

[Xartex]

granted but you can't choose wich thought to intercept and start hearing every1 thought and go mad

I wish I had the same abillity as pyro from fantastic4

[John Smith]

Granted, but you're not flameproof and die carbonated.

I wish the Evil Genie was more evil! :p

[Seyluv]

Granted, but the Genie becomes so evil that it He/She destoys the world.

I wish had more money

[Slider]

granted, but u lose everything else in ur life

my wish is to get 1 million wishes :p

[Seyluv]

Granted, but you lose your life with this wish.

I wish my computer would upload videos more quicker!!!

[John Smith]

Granted, but they suck and nobody wants to watch them! :p

I wish my computer would let me install IE7 and WMP11! :(

[Seyluv]

Granted, but your computer never finish the downloads

I wish I didn't have reupload my new Sims video

[Hydra]

Granted, but it's a totally different free one that you don't like. XD

I wish I could go to the new poker games I found out about. =O

[John Smith]

Granted, but you lose all your money and die of hunger and thirst.

I wish Hydra wouldn't die! :p

[Seyluv]

Granted, but your beast friend takes his place

I wish I was married to a super hott sexy guy

[Hydra]

No, but it's actually a girl! In disguise!

I wish I had more time. (That's all I wish for. O_o)

[Seyluv]

Granted, but you lose all feeling in your hands

I wish I wasn't so lonely in 3rd period

[Drake]

Granted, but people now smother you in 3rd period. Now you're getting too much attention.

I wish I was hanging out with my wonderful ex-coworker Tiff.

[Seyluv]

Granted, but he gets a sex change and is now a chic :p

I wish more people will join my forum

[Drake]

Actually, Tiffany was born a chic. Guess she's a double chic now! I probably should've mentioned that.

Anyhoo, granted, but you become so busy with your own forum that you no longer have time to come here.

I wish I had super sneaky mouse men minions. Suuuuwweeeett.

[Seyluv]

"You been watching South Park"

Granted, but they betray you and destoy the world

I wish my sims wern't broken.

[John Smith]

Granted, but they all have deficiencies and look like monters! :D

I wish I wasn't so lazy!

[Seyluv]

Granted, but you can't sleep now

I wish my babies will hurry up and come back

[Drake]

Granted, but they will eat you.

I wish I was 43 feet tall.

[Seyluv]

Granted, but you can't find any clothes that will fit you

I wish I didn't make so many DBSK fans by mistake

[Fawkes Lament]

Granted, but now you're the only one.

I wish my eyes would never hurt after staring at screens for hours on end

[Seyluv]

Granted, but you lose your eyes

I wish there were 34 hours instead of 24

[Drake]

Granted, but you go insane from boredom with all that extra time.

I wish I could instantly melt anyone I disagree with.

[Hydra]

Granted, but when you have inner conflict then...damn... o.O

I wish the genie wouldn't screw around with our wishes.

[Drake]

Granted, but the Genie's gal pal gets pissed and undoes your wish.

I wish I was wood.

[Hydra]

Granted, but your sap gets drained! Deadwood! *Bzzt*

I wish Bloodninja was a REAL PERSON. XD XD XD

[Seyluv]

Granted, but they hunt you down for making them real

I wish I was a Empress

[Slider]

Granted, but then you find that the huge responsibilities are too much for you and give up the throne

I wish i got a new guitar

[Seyluv]

Granted, but it not a real one, lol

I wish I was married to my sexy sim hubby in real life and he was real

[Drake]

Granted, but you become a Sim and your hubby cheats on you with somone in the real world.

I wish I had love potions.

[Blaze]

Granted, but when you try to use them they blow up in your face. MAUHAHAHA

I wish I could protect the one I really love even if I had to go to HELL to save her!!!!!!!!!!!

[John Smith]

Granted, but you get trapped in there and have to wait for some superhero to go there and rescue. That superhero is actually Slider and you go through the biggest embarresment of your whole life.

I wish I was more organized AND wouldn't get hurt because of it! ;P

[white mage]

Granted, but you become so organized you try to organize everyone else. They get fed up and leave you to your boring, scheduled, miserable life.

I wish that I knew what monotonous meant. (Or how it was spelled!)

[Blaze]

Granted, but everyone startes to hate you for speaking in that tone.

I wish John Smith would kill himself with those ninja cookies of his so we don't have to listen to him go on & on about them.

[Hydra]

Granted, but he eats them all, and he doesn't die.

I wish I had a cookie. o_O

[Blaze]

Granted, but it is a poisoned ninja cookie and you die after you have eaten it.

I wish for every thing that makes up my personality to be real, meaning basically my own little world was to be real.

[Seyluv]

Granted, but then over time you get bored

I wish I was friends with the guys from M.C The Max

[Blaze]

(not true)

Granted, but they end up stabing you in the back for real and you die. Too Bad NOT!!!!!!!! MAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish I had every game & game system in the world & Nothing bad happens to themor myself.

[Hydra]

Granted. You just sit there, play games for the rest of your life, get horrible eye diseases/problems, and die playing games. Whoop-de-do? o_O

I wish I could move right now. XD

[Fawkes Lament]

Granted, but you only move a foot away...

I wish... I could see the future.

[Kat]

granted but its only for a day

i wish people didn't lie T_T

[Cloud101]

Granted, but the the truth hurts so bad it kills :eek:


I wish that wed. would get here faster

[blackstar]

it gets here. But you sleep through it :)

I wish i had some food.

[white mage]

Granted, but it turns out that it was from an ex, and was poisoned. You die a slow, painful , writhing in agony. (What'd you think?)

I wish I had more time on the computer.

[Seyluv]

Granted, but you end up spending so much time that you don't have time for anything else.

I wish I was a famous dictator

[kb-sama]

Granded, you are now HITLER!!

I wish to go on a date with mitsua

[Doctor]

Granted, but you try to glomp her and she slaps you to kingdom come!!

I wish I had someone to snuggle with..

[kb-sama]

Granted,hear i come

I wish for my friend to be happy again

[Doctor]

Granted...but she ULTRA-OMEGA-HYPER glomps you, nearly causing death by snuggling!

I wish for KB to become a true hero. :3

[kb-sama]

If i made you stop cryin' and start being happy again...then I already I'm



*Wishs for a happy end to all this*

[Doctor]

Granted...and gets a big hug! XDD (I'm supposed to be EVIL! XDD but I can't!)

I wish that the perfect song was playing right now!

[kb-sama]

Jumpin' jack flash stars to play


CAUSE IT'S ALLLLLLRIGGGGHHHHTTTT NOW IN FACT IT'S A GAS!

I wish for.....i don't know...love? monyes? mits hentai?

[Doctor]

You are granted Mitts Hentai...but the paper EATS YOU. O_O

I wish I never had to sleep. X3

[kb-sama]

granted,but you get borded after a week!

i wish for a pic of mits that won't kill me!

[Doctor]

Granted, but after three days the picture melts. =_=

I wish I was at KB's right now, sleeping over. T_T

[kb-sama]

Zim zal ZIM! Granted,but The Demon god shadow eat you in your sleep!


i wish to be the ovelord!

[Doctor]

GRANTED! But you get turned into a BOOK! XDDD

I wish I was the Queen of all ART!

[kb-sama]

GRANTED! But you get turned into a BOOK! XDDD

I wish I was the Queen of all ART!



you mean THIS book?

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h67/kb_the_hero/Big_Art-8.jpg

Granted,But OH GOD! it's every artist in the world comeing for tee!!!

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h67/kb_the_hero/Art-47.jpg

RUN FAUST RUN!!!!

[Doctor]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! O_o;;;;;;;;;;;;

I Wish I Was Saaaaaaafe From The Other Artists Beating Me!!

[kb-sama]

Kay,*zap* now HE'LL JUST BEAT YOU!
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h67/kb_the_hero/Art-28.jpg

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH!!!!


I wish to meet Ammy!

[Kat]

granted.
but she hates you.


I wish i was JUST like Mary Shadow!!!
a model and REALLY PRETTY.
=^_^=

[Seyluv]

Granted, but finds out and kills you

I wisg my forum was well known

[Axel]

Granted, it is only known to the people of Luxemburg, Germany.

I wish I had a girl friend

[Seyluv]

Granted, but she used to be a guy :p

I wish there were no such thing as M.C The Max 2

[kb-sama]

Granted, but soon after he http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h67/kb_the_hero/1173738029281.jpg kills them M.C the max 3 comes out...


I wish mitsua loved me too....

[Seyluv]

Hey that be great...as long as it not my M.C The Max(The original, Isu, J, Min-Hyuk)
Granted, but soon after he http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h67/kb_the_hero/1173738029281.jpg kills them M.C the max 3 comes out...


I wish mitsua loved me too....She loves you and marry you until Seohiroth comes and stabs her like he killed Aeris

I wish I was friends with J.Yoon?

[John Smith]

Granted, but he gets amnesia, forgets about you and you two never meet again.

I wish I could get those übers faster. :D

[Drake]

Granted, but you forget all about ubers.

I wish I could possess people. And coatracks.

[Hydra]

Granted, but once you possess them, you can't leave their body.

I wish I had a monkey. ^___^

[clief101_]

granted, but the monkey eats all ur bananas and craps on the floor instantly

i wish i had some food

[Hydra]

Granted, but you're allergic to it!

I wish I had more sunflower seeds.

[Drake]

Granted, but's that's all you SHALL ever have! (Gwee).

I wish I could actually catch up on my sleep. Or at least partially catch up.