rofl you like it when ppl get hit by cars huh?
i do too lol..
the old lady senses the cars coming her way. and does a series of backflips to dodge the oncomming traffic. the old lady then continues to her destination. the bakery. she orders 2 dozen jelly doughnuts and walks home. meanwhile. a robber is breaking into the white house. the robber succesfully infiltrates the white house. and begins "marking his territory"...then the security guards find him and unload several clips into him.
*unrecognizable peices of flesh begin to fall from the mans body*
The security guards smell the flesh and realize it has a rare poison init. the security guards are alarmed by it and jump ouyt of the window and onto the road. again. hehehehehe
but.. theres no traffic on the road due to construction...so the men walk home.
while walking home they notice a plane jumper is falling torwards them, screaming...the parachute dosent open..and the men watch
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