drop something on the next poster.

ALl those bottle crash noto the road and it lubricates the road the cars slip and slide across the road.

*an old lady is trying to cross the road*
 
rofl you like it when ppl get hit by cars huh?
i do too lol..

the old lady senses the cars coming her way. and does a series of backflips to dodge the oncomming traffic. the old lady then continues to her destination. the bakery. she orders 2 dozen jelly doughnuts and walks home. meanwhile. a robber is breaking into the white house. the robber succesfully infiltrates the white house. and begins "marking his territory"...then the security guards find him and unload several clips into him.

*unrecognizable peices of flesh begin to fall from the mans body*
 
The security guards smell the flesh and realize it has a rare poison init. the security guards are alarmed by it and jump ouyt of the window and onto the road. again. hehehehehe

*men are on the road*
 
ROFL!

but.. theres no traffic on the road due to construction...so the men walk home.
while walking home they notice a plane jumper is falling torwards them, screaming...the parachute dosent open..and the men watch

*man falls to his doom*
 
another free faller (thats what you call them) comes down the paint ball smackes him in the face. he gows right down to his doom.

man is about to crash onto the road
 
*snip* while they are staring ufo's come down to the planet.

*ufo's come down to planet*

Moderator Edit: Yeah, don't say things like that, even in jest.
 
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rofl nice.

i watch the ufo come down, all of a sudden a mob of rednecks appears with shotguns and shoot them out of the sky

*peices of martians fall*
 
all the american fatties (no offence) eat themm up and get really ill so for some reason they woddle down onto the road

the fatties go onto the road
 
Okay guys, if you can't settle down and act mature, then I'll close this thread. You should all know what is and isn't acceptable. Furthermore, please post like the original thread starter requested and actually *drop something* on the next poster. Keep it clean, or I will close the thread. Thanks.

*Meditates with Avathar*

*drops a paper plate*
 
sorry about that guys. it did kinda get crazy.

catches paper plate and uses it for potatoe salad.

*drops a belt sander*
 
my bad hehehe, but was great comedy

catches beltsander

drops sand paper
 
*lets the sand paper drop, and goes out to buy two more belt sanders*

*makes the the two belt sanders into skateshoes* :D

*while skating with it, Avathar drops himself*
 
i catch him, but he falls again to his DOOM

Avathar falls, again
 
*catches the 12-pack, while drinking 6 cans of it, while flying through the air*

*falls again, barely holding 6 other cans of pepsi*
 
im so thirsty, so i catch the pepsi forgetting to catch avathar.

*Avathar is still falling*
 
i get a forklift and place *star jones* underneath avathar, he survives, but is covored in cream filling from star's twinkie-lunch.

drops a broken VCR
 

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