Granted, but...I know why you wished that, and I can't bring myself to make it bad...Sorry everyone, but the genie just granted one consequence free wish for the sake of love.
Granted. You fall asleep on your keyboard, type evrrything possible with your pea sized head, get banned from all the Forums and have Spam, Spyware, Malware and Viruses on your computer for the rest of your life.