Evil Genie!

[Yoko Kurama]

Granted, but you accidently swing it around testing it, kill your grandmother, and get arrested.

I wish that I could be on FFNet...FOREVER!!!!!

 

[Cloud101]

Granted, but...um...man this one is HARD! Ah, when FFNET is shut down by the government for it's exessive funness, your mind implodes!Hahahahaha

I wish I didn't suffer from myopia (it's a disease ).

 

[Oolyan]

granted but now you get aids

i wish i had the bets gaming computer in ther world

 

[Cloud101]

Granted, but you are killed, and the gov. takes it!Hehehe



I wish that I could fly!

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but I steal that power from you! =D

I wish that I also didn't have myopia

 

[Axel]

Granted, the cure gave you The Plague.

I wish I had a never-ending supply of water.

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but you die anyway

I wish that people weren't mean to me

 

[Kat]

granted but then they all die and haunt you 4ever

i wish it was March 23,2006

 

[John Smith]

Why?

Granted, but the eveil genie didn't see the 6 in 2006, so you go back into 23rd March 200

I wish that my other PC wasn't broken :'(

 

[Kat]

granted then your keyboard break

i wish there was no snow >.<

 

[Xartex]

Granted, but the snow doesn't fall where you live (there is like 20 cm snow here or something like that)

I wish there were less snow here

 

[Cloud101]

Granted, but after that, you are pelted to death by giant chunks of hail!


I wish i wish that homeless people would get off their butts and get a job!

 

[John Smith]

Granted, uh... but then you get homeless and have to get off your butt and get a job too

I wish that Soma's wishes were easier to twist

 

[Kat]

(me too XD) granted but then Kat's wishes get hard to grant,lol

i wish i had hair like Yunalesca

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but you get ugly

I wish that I had more time

 

[Kat]

granted you get more time..but it goes faster

i wish i was prettier

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but only you can see that, other people see you uglier.

I wish I could flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (again )

 

[Kat]

granted but its only for 2 seconds

i wish i didn't have to go so far from home in March

 

[John Smith]

Granted. Your home goes far away from you

I wish that Kat could now twist my wishes for the rest of time

 

[Kat]

granted but she ignores your wish =o

i wish i could get a job