Evil Genie!

[Blaze]

Granted, but you go insane about it


I wish i didn't go insane

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but you get sent to jail, since you don't have an excuse when you go to court about being insane.

I wish I didn't just confuse myself.

 

[Blaze]

Granted, but it happens again & you get sent to a mental instusesion


I wish i knew how to spell a lot of words

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but your mind overflows with the immense power of knowledge, and you go crazy.

I wish I could go to bed. =P

 

[jedi geoff]

granted, but in doing so you WET THE BED HAHAHAHAHAHH

i wish the girl i liked liked me

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but she likes some other person better than you

I wish that I wasn't confused :S

 

[jedi geoff]

granted, but U LOSE YOUR TESTICALS AHAHAHAHAHAAH


i wish i could change my title

 

[Yggdrasill]

Wish granted, but then you lose 525 gil. =P

I wish I could dodge bullets.

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but you certainly can't dodge a sword. =D

I wish you could dodge the swords, cause then you'd be like Neo, and stuff. XD

 

[Phoenix Flame]

*poof!* Granted, but you get hit by a bus!

"If you can dodge traffic..."

XD

I wish I wasn't so bored (and at work!)

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but you get caught in an unboring love rectangle, not at your work.

I wish I could finish up this battle topic. XD

 

[Kat]

um..granted but you get in trouble for doing it o.o

i wish i had another kitten

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but it's hair is shaved off, and you love it less.

I wish I woke up a few hours ago.

 

[jedi geoff]

granted, but for those extra hours you were unbelievebly tired and fell asleep NOW

Edit: whoops didnt wish!!!!

um wish i never got tired....

 

[Slider]

Granted, but eventually people make fun of you that you can't sleep
I wish to be always healthy

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but you get hit by a car. ='(

I wish I had a drink. =D

 

[Slider]

Granted, but you choke on it (just slightly!)
I wish to become a great footballer (<<<<True wish!)

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but in a game, you break your foot. =O

I wish I had invincible fingers! XDD

 

[Slider]

Granted, but that's pretty much what you have.......you're a hand
whatever i get, i wish the person below me gets it double

 

[Hydra]

You get a million, so I get two. =P

I wish I didn't have to make such a hard decision. XD