Evil Genie!

[Zeromus_X]

granted, but the genie gives you bad luck.

i wish...for a better wish.

 

[Totorosama]

granted, but you must become the slave of a genie.
I wish for no genie.

 

[Zeromus_X]

granted, now an even eviller(is that a word?) genie appears!

i wish i was good at ff tactics games...

 

[Spiff]

Granted, but you're a virgin forever...

I wish for a Coke.

 

[Rorschach]

Granted, but its warm.
I wish I could hack into my schools computer system and have the speakers blare out Hells Bells for revenge at the librarian.

 

[Spiff]

Granted, but you're arrested and found guilty on terrorism charges. Enjoy prison

I wish I owned a Fortune 500 company.

 

[Luis]

Granted, but then it goes bankrupt.
I wish thre wasn't any condition that offsets my wish

 

[Zeromus_X]

granted, but the genie gets angry that you outsmarted him, and banishes you to the cleft of dimension

i wish that i could draw as well as amano...

 

[Luis]

granted, but you'll never become as popular as he is.
I wish I could have all Final Fantasy VII Compilation!!!

 

[Totorosama]

granted, but all the disks are scratched and don't work.
I wish for the game to stop. (Not really)

 

[Luis]

Granted, but then somebody will start the game again.
I wish I never had headache!!

 

[Zeromus_X]

granted, now you have a toothache

i wish...for infinite art supplies to manifest at whim...

 

[Totorosama]

Granted, but they then take over your life.
I wish for nothing.

 

[ShadowHeart]

Granted, the world ends and there is nothing

I wish I had more time

 

[Xartex]

Granted, but you'll have to relive a day forever

I wish I was a moviestar

 

[Luis]

Granted, but you'll become addicted to drugs and alcohol and you'll die young.
I wish I went to the moon

 

[Xartex]

Granted but then you'd have to live your hole life in isolation without internet and then you wouldn't be able to visit ffnet anymore

I wish I was a god

 

[Totorosama]

Granted, but all the other gods destroy you.
I wish to be a fish.

 

[Xartex]

Granted, but then your caught and fried while you're still alive

I wish I had a Hammer

 

[Zeromus_X]

granted, but you accidently nail yourself in the arm(ow! )

i wish to not be immune from every possible disease or sickness.