Evil Genie!

[Slider]

Hey I'm a millionair!

Granted, you lead a pety meaningless life! XD
I wish I would travel the world

 

[Axel]

Granted, your travel agent dies choking on tuna

I wish I was an expert at First Person Shooters! ;a06

 

[Yoko Kurama]

Granted, but you're so good, that you're banned from all first person shooters...PERMANENTLY!

I wish that I could have a moogle as a pet.

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but I contact you from Mognet in FF3, and I take the moogle with me.

I wish my Final Fantasy Seven worked. =(

 

[Axel]

Granted, everother game is broken

I wish I could perform magic.

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but you try a trick and kill yourself by incident.

I wish I could be on "The Sarah Silverman" show. =D

 

[Yoko Kurama]

Granted, but you are one of the people with AIDS.

I wish that Hydra didn't take my moogle.

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but Kat takes it instead!

I wish I could meet Gwen Stefani! =D

 

[Yoko Kurama]

Why would you want to do that?

Granted, but she gets hit by a bus.

I wish that no person could take my moogle.

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but it dies a loner, since you can't take it either, since no one means "no one".

I wish I could be in t3h television.

 

[Axel]

Granted, I rise from the Dead then I use my powers to give it "Electrogonoria"

I wish I had a sandwhich

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but it's full of hair and mayo *gasp* =O

I wish the present that arrived at my house was for me. XD

 

[Slider]

it is, unfortunately you find Chucky in it n he comes after you!
Wish it would stop snowing!

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but it starts to rain, and you flood. Then you wish you would've wished that the snow melted, and not gone away! XD!!

I wish I didn't have to explain all of that.

 

[Axel]

Granted, a highly intellegent robot does it for you, he has "Electrogonoria" he goes crazy.

I wish my brain had a flash drive port.

 

[Slider]

Granted, but bein such an expensive part it ends up being stolen from you (leaving you with ahole in your head?)
I wish the evil genie becomes good!

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but then the topic becomes obsolete, and all the things we wished for go away. Even your million dollars you got a while back. =D

I wish I weren't sick.

 

[Slider]

Granted, but while celebrating your health you get a few long-term injuries
I wish I would never get banned from Ffnet!

 

[FinaLMooNLighT]

Granted but your mother will ban you from using computers.

I wish I would ace my tests.

 

[Kat]

granted but people think you're a cheater and come after you.

I wish all the snow would melt. >.<