Evil Genie!

[Seyluv]

Granted, but you picture are of a naked guy

Ahh, my DBSK poster!!! Who did this?!! What happened to Yunho!!! Oh well at least it wasn't M.C The Max.

I wish it was April for I can see M.C The Max again

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but their concert is on my birthday and you prefer me over them, so you miss them.

I wish Some dudes from here (FFNet) could come to my birthday!

 

[Seyluv]

Granted, but they don't bring any presents

I wish I had a new layout for my M.C The Max Fan-Site

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish that FFNet wasn't getting all weird.

 

[Seyluv]

Granted, but 1000' of K-pop fans join, ha ha ha!!!

I wish M.C The Max company wasn't so evil

Wait oh no, what with all this M.C The Max news.
Now the whole M.C The Max Vs. M.C The Max war is about to begin.
Oh man, can't they let me be happy for oneday.

 

[John Smith]

Now the whole M.C The Max Vs. M.C The Max war is about to begin.

What the...???

Granted, but they turn ebil instead.

I wish EmpressCrystal wasn't so confusing! >.>

 

[Seyluv]

Wish granted, but I end up being always serious.

Ok this what wish,

I wish M.C The Max company wasn't so evil.

 

[John Smith]

Granted. It gets "eviller".

I wish that my FF8 for PS didn't jam!

 

[Seyluv]

Granted, but the graphtic aren't clear

I wish I was married to Isu of M.C The Max

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but he would betray you.

I wish my PC wasn't so slow and jammy!

 

[Seyluv]

Granted, but your computer crashes.

I wish I was in school right now

 

[Slider]

Granted, u're a straight A nerdy kid who's missin out her life coz of her love to school!
(THAT was easy!)

I wish i would win my football game on friday!

 

[Seyluv]

Granted, but the team you were to face didn't show up

I wish I could trick my teacher to give me some Services Learning Hours for my site.

 

[Slider]

Meh, a real reason is that i have a wedding to attend at the game time so....game canceled

Anyways. Granted, but eventually he finds out..... you figure out the rest

I wish I could be in 2 places at the same time

 

[Drake]

Granted, but you are spilt in two-except that each of you are only half your normal size.

I wish I was Jessica Jaymes.

 

[John Smith]

Granted, but... none cares for you?

I wish I knew who Jessica Jaymes is.

 

[Slider]

Granted, but that the only thing you know in life

I wish i could stop usin smilies

 

[Drake]

There are worse things in life than only knowing who an ultra hot porno babe is.

Anywyay, granted, you become a smilie. And nobody uses you.

I wish I had silver feet. Sweet.

 

[Slider]

Granted, but as a national wonder, ur country place u in a musuem and u have to stand up and smile for the rest ofur life

I wish the weather was nice today!

 

[Drake]

Granted, but the weather will be of extreme suck for the rest of all time.
Way to go.

I wish I could wiggle my finger to make explosions.