Evil Genie!

[Zynk]

Granted but Cid kills you in every Final Fantasy because he thinks your gonna take his Final Fantasy spotlight.

I wish I was a RPG Video Game.

 

[~Hidan~]

Granted but you'll forever be stuck at the bottom of the stack never to be sold to anyone.

I wish the truck drivers dream would come true.

 

[Wezzy]

Granted but Holy comes and kills you!

i wish i was tall...(i'm 13 and only 4'11")

 

[Spiff]

Granted but the only job you can get now is a jockey

I wish for bliss

 

[Wezzy]

Granted, but the bliss changes to bliss-ter and you get many of them on your feet and now you can't walk!
i wish that my next wish can't be twisted

 

[Spiff]

Granted, here's your untwisted atomic fire ball

I wish for a gun

 

[Wezzy]

granted but you find out it shoots backwards...you find out the hard way.

i wish for a model as a girlfriend

 

[alfaitha]

granted, but she's an old women's underwear model.

I wish I could replace Mike Tyson as the youngest ever World Heavyweight Boxing Champion, before it's too late (I have a year and two months left).

 

[Wezzy]

Granted...but when you win Mike Tyson goes mad and punches you and you're head twists round and your neck breaks(ouch!!!)

I wish that i had every single ff game ever!

 

[johnnylumpkin]

wish granted but the games are all scratched up


I wish i had a million dollars not from a mobsters bank account

 

[Wezzy]

granted but its all counterfit and you get locked up for it

i wish that i had a wish (hehehe)

 

[Arkacia]

Granted, but as the genie isn't very bright it mucks up and gives you a fish instead.

I wish animals could talk.

 

[alfaitha]

granted, but only you could hear them, and everyone thinks you're psycho. So you get sent to a mental institution.

 

[alfaitha]

granted, but only you could hear them, and everyone thinks you're psycho. So you get sent to a mental institution.

I wish I had the Ultimate Weapon, and knew how to use it.

 

[Wezzy]

granted but at the shop your given a fake. btw you could have edited the previous post

i wish that more people would post in the game threads

 

[johnnylumpkin]

wish granted but they all say bad,bad,bad stuff about u.

i wish i was the best gameplaya ever

 

[Wezzy]

Granted but then everyone knows that and can't make a challenge good enough for you.

i wish my mum wasn't old-fashioned

 

[johnnylumpkin]

wish granted but shes a hooker

i wish i was good at basketball

 

[Wezzy]

granted but you get too tall and lose your head in outer space

i wish my girlfriend lived closer to me

 

[Arkacia]

Granted, she lives in the room next door but her nagging at you is driving you nuts.

I wish lawn mowers weren't so noisy (got one roaring outside now).