Evil Genie!

[Dark Cloud]

that makes no sence. but ill grant it, you couldnt kill him so the genie joined forces and tried to conquer the world.

i wish i had a gunblade

 

[Avathar]

Wish granted, but the trigger jumps out and flies straight into your eye.

I wish i would have a team of my favourite superheroes. ^^

 

[Greendragon]

granted, but batman, who hasnt had much attention lately has chosen an alternative lifestyle, so while your sleeping he ties you up and licks chocolate pudding of of your body.

i wish i had a mouse that actually worked...

 

[Dark Cloud]

granted but it ate all your food and you starved to death.

i wish i had a golden house

 

[Spirit]

granted but got shot by a wealthy person becuz he was jealous.

I wish I could kill all criminals in the world.

 

[richboywonder]

granted but now your a criminal for killing.so you killed yourself.
i wish i had a sword.

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but the FBI arrests you for having it in public.

I wish I had a plane.

 

[Luis]

Granted. This is yours.
I wish the Evil Genie to become a good one.

 

[Spirit]

granted but you had lots of goods things and found out good things doesn't make you happy and killed yourself

i wish i had a sniper rifle

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but the CIA believed you to be the uncaught Sniper of 1912, and killed you.

I wish I had a Dr. Pepper.

 

[Dark Cloud]

granted ,you got so happy about, so you started to jump around alot and got it all over your eyes. and went blind

 

[Spirit]

i wish i had a superpowers

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but your new super villian finds your identity and makes you give them up for your family to live.

I wish I had some sunglasses. -_-"

 

[Spirit]

granted bit your sunglasses were magnify glasses and looked at the sun that ruin your corona which made you blind.

i wish i could fly

 

[Hydra]

Granted, but you fly into a tree.

I wish the internet was all drama. XD

 

[richboywonder]

granted,but you became blind.
i wish i owned ebgames.

 

[Da Chink]

Granted, but GameStop cuts off your nipples for stealing their Franchise.

i wish i were a Hungarian Snaggle Beast!

 

[Zeromus_X]

The Evil Genie has no clue what that beast is, so it turns you into a kitty instead.

I wish people would stop complaining.

 

[Da Chink]

Granted, everyone stops complaining but you become the complain whore that you have grown to hate so much...and you notice there are razor blades on sale for $1.49

i wish i could sleep

 

[Zeromus_X]

The Evil Genie plays a 'lullaby' of heavy death metal to soothe you to sleep.

I wish...that someone would think of another wish because I can't think of one at the moment.